I want an apology from all pommies

Yesterday afternoon, (with no PCs available), we decided to head off to the boozer to celebrate the olympics opening...hehehehehe.....anyway they usually have a band on and yesterday was no exception....except it was a George Michael cover act.....fair dunkum.

Now what sort of sick depraved mind could come up with the lyrics

"Wake me up before you go go,
I ain't planning on going solo."

I want all English people to get down on their knees and beg forgiveness for unleashing this sort of thing on the rest of the world.

[Iain17]

Only after you apologise for Rolph Harris.

[Joker]

You want an apology from the english? Here it goes. <snip edited for language - James>

[Edited by James on 09-15-2000 at 10:29 AM]

[Gen-X]

Actually wasn't Rolf Harris born in England?

He certainly lived there long enough to not be considered Australian

[S@NSIS]

No apologies Jethro!!!

When I lived at home I had to put up with my mum watching:

Neighbours
Home And Away
Prisoner Cell Block H
Blue Heelers
Sons And Daughters
and
Country Practice

Now you apologise to all us Brits for sending this CRAP over!!! :grin:

[Michael]

Australian customs official to British tourist: "Do you have a criminal record?"

British tourist: "Yes - Two Little Boys by Rolf Harris"


OR


Australian customs official to British tourist: "Do you have a criminal record?"

British tourist: "Im sorry - I didn't realise it was still necessary"

Can you Brits please, please, please take back Germaine Greer and Robert Hughes. We got rid of them for a reason.

- gaffa

[Gen-X]

If the poms have anything to appologise for then its to our Aborigines.

The UN is shaking its finger at the Australian government for not saying "sorry" when its the bloody poms who came here in the first place and caused all the damage.

Us "Australians" had nothing to do with it but the English Royalty was the EXACT same bloodline of those who killed so many Black Australian's.

I say make the poms appologise for what they did not the people who were actually born here

Originally posted by S@NSIS
No apologies Jethro!!!

When I lived at home I had to put up with my mum watching:

Neighbours
Home And Away
Prisoner Cell Block H
Blue Heelers
Sons And Daughters
and
Country Practice

Now you apologise to all us Brits for sending this CRAP over!!! :grin:

Whinging Pom

Iain17

Rolph Harris moving to England increased the average IQ in both countries.

gaffa

Dead right mate!

Joker

That's almost Australian mate.

Batman

Now all together

"Good Neighbours
Everybody needs Good Neighbours
Because Good Neighbours become good friends"

Actually l think l might throw up over that one....

[parksie]

S@NSIS - you forgot Shortland Street...what a terrible program...

Oh yeah - and Jethro? Never forget that the non-Aboriginal Australians are descended from British convicts...

[Wonder Woman]

U r so cute jethro.

[Sam Finch]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan.


I demand a full apology and a public execution.

[S@NSIS]

Parksie - I didn't include Shortland Street because (I believe) it comes from New Zealand. Although you are quite right, it is as crap as the others!

[Gary.Lowe]

I want to keep Kylie


The only decent artist that has escaped the Aussie ladder to stardom which seems to be Aussie soaps.

have you got any famous Aussie's that were not in soaps.

[Gary.Lowe]

Apart from that camp guy with the false hair and buck teeth.

Where the F$%K did he come from.

Those aussie soaps are trying to take over the world. They even got to Israel, about 6 of them. AHHH!!

[Ianpbaker]

Gary, that guy with bucked teeth and false hair is les patterson and is another character by the guy who does Dame Edna, can't for life think of the real guy's name though

Ian

[S@NSIS]

Barry Humphries did Dame Edna!

[HarryW]

There's another oz guy with false hair and buck teeth, and he's camp, I think I know who you mean but don't know the name.

I'll keep Danni thank you very much, she's way better'n Kylie

[[Digital-X-Treme]]

2 good things to come out of Australia.

Natalie Imbruglia - sexy minx, used to play 'Beth' in Neighbours, had a song called 'Torn' that went to no. 1 in British charts.

Kylie Minogue - the original 80's pop queen...? Also very nice 'harse' in the song 'Spinning Around'

Oh yeah, possibly Danni Minogue, but she always was second to Kylie...

[HarryW]

Kylie's only about 4 feet tall though

Forgot about Natalie Imbruglia, she's not bad either.

[Ianpbaker]

Cheer S@NSIS, that was bugging me for ages about barry Humphries

parksie

Shortland Street is all the fault of the kiwis

Sam

England loves kylie and jason, maybe we could send you Bardot as well

Garry and HarryW

I think the guy you mean is Bob Down....gay comedian from Sydney naturally.

Wonder Woman

Aim to please.

[HarryW]

That's the one Jethro.

What about Craig McLauchlan? (Aka Henry from Neighbors) He spent a brief few months blighting these shores. Then there was the guy who played 'Paul', remember him? He was even worse. How long will it be before we have a 'Tuba moods' CD performed by Harold Bishop?

Will pass the suggestion on...and of course with your email address to send the clips to.hehehehehehehe

[HarryW]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[parksie]

Shortland Street is all the fault of the kiwis

Yeah - but it's close enough ...okay then...you're excused!

Wasn't Craig McLauchlan in Bugs?

[Cenobite]

Bob Down! The guy with the false hair etc....
Damn that was bugging me!

Clearly the pommies ain't going to apologise for their crimes against humanity. Bring back the Hague war crimes for the lot of them.

So we are going to have to send over our next invasion of all singing all dancing soap "stars". Be afraid...be very afraid.