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  1. Dec 28th, 2002, 05:23 PM #1
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    Important biological/philosophical question

    Why do men have tits?
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  2. Dec 28th, 2002, 06:12 PM #2
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  3. Dec 28th, 2002, 06:30 PM #3
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    Do you have tits? Are you really a man?
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    Originally posted by Juan Carlos Rey
    Do you have tits? Are you really a man?
    Umm... I think so.
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    In reality, men have them so kidnappers have something to attach both electrodes to.
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    Therefore, you are an electrode.
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by Yonatan
    Why do men have tits?
    You sure you are talking about tits and not nipples? Or are both the same???

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  12. Dec 30th, 2002, 09:57 AM #10
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    Either and/or neither and/or/xor all of the above.
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by Yonatan
    Either and/or neither and/or/xor all of the above.
    hmm... I can understand your query about men having nipples, but I don't understand why you say they have tits.

    Or they could be the memories of the scars left on Adam's chest after Eve was created from one of his ribs.

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    Ok, just the nipples then.
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    Well ...

    Hmmmm.... Contact Points for electrodes?

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    I wouldn't like to think that is the reason evolution/nature decided to put nipples on men.
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    Nature's funny that way. In reality, it has to do with the development of the areola and nipple before the development of gender specific parts in human fetuses.
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  19. Jan 2nd, 2003, 03:54 AM #17
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    Well ...

    Originally posted by Yonatan
    I wouldn't like to think that is the reason evolution/nature decided to put nipples on men.
    So, what would you like men to be, just one long large and thick piece of meat?

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  20. Jan 2nd, 2003, 11:14 AM #18
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    Kinda.
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  21. Jan 2nd, 2003, 11:16 AM #19
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    The reason we have tits is because God took nipples from Adam and made Eve. But seeing as the ***** was so lardy at the time, he had to consolidate the fat somewhere. Thus the funbags.

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