The Perfect Man

THE PERFECT MAN

The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a handsome smile
And keeps his car so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
A good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings to you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, the hell with this stupid poem...


The perfect man is gay!

I am everything in that post but gay......

The poem never said anything about not being overwieght...

[Gen-X]

Obivously they didn't mention that he REALLY loves cooking

[Sophtware]

I want to see the perfect woman version...

Gen-X

And whats wrong with cooking???? A good rep thai sauce recipe is worth an appearance on the Bert Newton show in Sydney. Speaking of Bert....does that guy seem like a pervert of some sort to you. He gives me the creeps.

Dennis

This is a worry....do you have a tendency to tidy up, discuss fashions, and have cute creatures on your screen saver.

All

Now latest figures claim that 10% of adults are gay. Now say a thousand or more members of this board, this would mean a hundred or so gay people. My god they are every where.....not that there's anything wrong with that....

[HarryW]

Dennis - You love cleaning and vacuuming? You freak! And what are you doing with a car at your age hmm?

Sopht - Yeah so would I but I don't think it would be suitable for the minors of this board to read

Jethro - You don't sound too sincere... I heard those figures too, sounds like a sack of sh** to me to be perfectly honest. Sure I know a few gay people but 10 percent? How on earth did they come up with these figures? Go down to that Mardi Gras thing and hand out surveys?

I AM NOT GAY, not that there is anything wrong with that.
and I just read

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings to you.

screw that! I hate cleaning... i didn't see that before

Harry

Yeah it was a university survey, probably conducted in the home economics class. As we all know there are no gay people in Oz. All that mardi gras stuff is put on by expat Brits and Yanks.

Dennis

Yes we know your not gay....well at least the closet door is still closed......lol......

[Gen-X]

I have seen similar studies... but they define the term "Gay" as not just those people who are openly out of the closet and walking down the street in tight leather pants.... but also those people who believe themselves or fear themselves to be gay as well (only being able to admit it to a survey person).


Interesting thing though... I have also read a study that suggests 80% of people are bisexual.

Of course they define the term to include everything from being curious of the same gender, having kissed or touched someone of the same gender in a sexual or intimate way (you would be surprised the number of girls that fall into this one), and even those people who would not be expressly offended by such contact from someone of the same gender.

To be honest I would say they are not far off the mark there.... but that is becuase I also believe most people deny things about themselves they don't like

I am not denying this...:

If I was a girl.. I would have to turn gay.. hehehehe

[HarryW]

If I was a girl I wouldn't leave the house Well not for a couple of days anyway. Actually within a month I'd be horrified by it all I expect

actually, for the girls' sake, do we have anything nice to say about them?

i just posted that poem cause it kinda made me think that girls really shouldn't be looking for the 'perfect' man, cause they're most probably gonna bum out. after all, it is one's imperfections that make up his (or her) uniqueness.

Gen-X

So 10% of the human population are gay.
90% are bi-sexual.

Now considering we have only straight people in Oz and Kiwi land, it would mean just about every one else in the world is gay or bi-sexual.......not that there's anything wrong with that

Dennis

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe........lol.....that's a good one dude.

Billyboy

Well swim suit calenders would be pretty boring without them.

[HarryW]

They're very comfortable to fall asleep in a drunken stupor on too. Generally they're more worried about tidiness too, so if you leave it long enough she'll clean everything up. Useful for lots of things really, they have a lot to be proud of

Jethro
good point. point well taken.

HarryW
that kind of comment could only (almost only, actually) come from someone speaking from experience. but i think you kinda made girls look like they were some sort of housekeeping machine or something. he he.