The Mother of All Questions ....

[honeybee]

OK, here's the biggest question I have been facing for the past few days.

If time is money, why do the rich never have enough time and still be rich? Or more appropriately, why are people, who have got lots of time on their hands, not counted as rich?

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[MerrionComputin]

Time isn't money, time is potential money.
In the same way as altitude is potential energy. Those who have a lot of time are potentially rich but only if they convert that time into money.

[crptcblade]

Why can't horses eat with their feet?

What's that chomping sound?

[Simon Caiger]

Women = Time * Money

"Time is Money"

Therefore Women = Money * Money

Women = Money ^ 2

"Money is the root of all evil"

Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore Women = ( Evil ^ 1/2 ) ^ 2

Women = Evil


Or at least my wife is wicked at spending my pay check

[mendhak]

Originally posted by honeybee
OK, here's the biggest question I have been facing for the past few days.

If time is money, why do the rich never have enough time and still be rich? Or more appropriately, why are people, who have got lots of time on their hands, not counted as rich?

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They've used up their time-cash conversion benefits to become rich. The rest of us can't figure out how.

[Q_Me]

Originally posted by Simon Caiger
Women = Time * Money

"Time is Money"

Therefore Women = Money * Money

Women = Money ^ 2

"Money is the root of all evil"

Money = Evil ^ 1/2

Therefore Women = ( Evil ^ 1/2 ) ^ 2

Women = Evil


Or at least my wife is wicked at spending my pay check

Thanks man I needed to find that little gag.

[honeybee]

Originally posted by MerrionComputin
Time isn't money, time is potential money.
In the same way as altitude is potential energy. Those who have a lot of time are potentially rich but only if they convert that time into money.

You had me stumped Didn't really expect anyone to take that seriously, but thanks anyways, that's a good thought

Guess I should really really make it a policy to use smilies....

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[MerrionComputin]

After last night's Christmas party I have come to the startling realisation that money is only a larval phase in the life of time and that the end product of the transformation is, in fact, beer.

This explains why time always passes much faster in a pub than outside of one, and why if you consume enough beer you can actually lose large chunks of time from your evening.

[honeybee]

Originally posted by MerrionComputin
After last night's Christmas party I have come to the startling realisation that money is only a larval phase in the life of time and that the end product of the transformation is, in fact, beer.

This explains why time always passes much faster in a pub than outside of one, and why if you consume enough beer you can actually lose large chunks of time from your evening.

And I realize that in the end, you might actually end up losing both money and time

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[swatty]

We got the time (not the money)
The rich got the money (not the time)

We have to sell our time to the rich
They have to buy our time.

Time is money.



Somebody out there who got money to spend ???