View Poll Results: I pornalized your site because...

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  • I get off on stuff like that.

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  • I didn't do it.

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  • He did it!

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  • She did it!

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  • They Did it!

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  • I have no sex life and can't pornalize myself, so I needed someone to take it out on.

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  • Ummm... *** are you talking about man?

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Thread: Thank you for not pornolizing my website.

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    Thank you for not pornolizing my website.

    As I'm looking over my web traffic stats, I still get the most hits from VB Forums even though I haven't been here forever. It must be because of my avatar or something showing up in old threads.

    Down the list a ways, I see something like 20 hits from pornolize.com. So I go check it out to see what's up.

    Which of you jokers is doing it? I want to know so I can send Turtleman and Frog Boy to kick some butt.

    BTW, I finally got a job. I start Monday. I fully expect to be unemployed again by next Friday.

    OK, I'm gone again. Hi everyone!

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    good to see ya... so what kinda job u get?

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    Originally posted by kleinma
    good to see ya... so what kinda job u get?
    Airbrush artist. Really!


    The thing is, it's not a good paying job, but the people there are really upbeat and the owner thinks I'm the greatest thing that ever walked into the place. He's already picking my brain about model building and since he truly is an airbrush artist, he's thinking about painting murals on some of my planes.

    But, once he figures out that I'm not an airbrush artist, he may have the rest of the staff drag me out back and kick my ass right after he fires me.

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    Originally posted by cafeenman
    Airbrush artist. Really!


    The thing is, it's not a good paying job, but the people there are really upbeat and the owner thinks I'm the greatest thing that ever walked into the place. He's already picking my brain about model building and since he truly is an airbrush artist, he's thinking about painting murals on some of my planes.

    But, once he figures out that I'm not an airbrush artist, he may have the rest of the staff drag me out back and kick my ass right after he fires me.
    lol.. um did you tell him you were an airbrush artist when he hired u?

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    Originally posted by kleinma
    lol.. um did you tell him you were an airbrush artist when he hired u?
    No, I told him that I'm NOT an artist. He said, "Oh... that's ok. You do have experience using an airbrush though don't you? If not, that's ok. Nobody who's ever applied for the job did either." LOL

    I do have experience using an airbrush, but I'm not an airbrush artist. I just use it to paint things.

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    You leave, I leave, I come back, and you're here!

    I haven't been here in ages. I only came back to find stuff out about dvd-roms (why would I visit a vb site to learn about hardware?), and I run into Cafeenman! Well, I just hadda say hi and congratulations, and oh, sorry about the website thing, it wasn't me. Cuz I haven't been here......

    OK, pointless post from a former user, but hey...

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    Greetings Carole! How goes it?

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    Hey cafeenman, haven't seen you around here in a while. You helped me out a couple of times and posted generally funny comments to brighten my day. Then, I go home for 3 months and don't visit the site and everyone is gone. What happened? Anyway, don't know anything about what happened to your site but sorry it did. Nice site by the way and good luck at your new job.
    mepaco, hater of all copy machines!

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    Originally posted by cafeenman
    Greetings Carole! How goes it?
    Hey! It's going basically the same. I'm still unemployed because I still think I should have a programming job (actually, it's the only thing I can do ) So, that sucks, but oh well. I haven't been programming lately, because I found myself a shiny new obsession...which is a tv show. Don't ask. It's sad.

    Are you in Arizona now?

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    Hey Cafeenman is back!

    Its good to see you again! When does the 2003 line of Pauls come out?

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    Originally posted by mepaco
    Hey cafeenman, haven't seen you around here in a while. You helped me out a couple of times and posted generally funny comments to brighten my day.
    Nice to know I'm good for something. That proves what my mom told me is wrong.

    Anyway, don't know anything about what happened to your site but sorry it did.
    The pornolize site doesn't harm a website in any way. It just makes a copy and adds all kinds of pornographic adverbs and adjectives. It's not very well done, but some people think it's funny.

    Nice site by the way
    Thanks!

    and good luck at your new job.
    Thanks!

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    Originally posted by csnyder
    I haven't been programming lately, because I found myself a shiny new obsession...which is a tv show. Don't ask. It's sad.

    Are you in Arizona now?
    I haven't been programming since you last saw me here. I've been building a lot though which I enjoy more.

    Just tell me the TV show isn't that guy who talks to dead people. If so, then please seek help. if not, then seek help anyway because TV rots your brains. It's as bad as drugs.

    I'm still in Florida. I waited to long to have my brainstorm and didn't have the money to go.

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    Originally posted by Edneeis
    Hey Cafeenman is back!

    Its good to see you again! When does the 2003 line of Pauls come out of the closet?
    Don't ask, don't tell.

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    Hey! Nice to see you back in the land of the electronically-connected
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    Re: Thank you for not pornolizing my website.

    Originally posted by cafeenman
    BTW, I finally got a job. I start Monday. I fully expect to be unemployed again by next Friday.
    That's right, keep reaching for the stars...

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Re: Thank you for not pornolizing my website.

    Originally posted by crptcblade
    That's right, keep reaching for the stars...

    I stole the U.S. Air Force slogan for my resume:

    "Aim High - Settle for me"

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    Well ...

    Originally posted by cafeenman
    I just use it to paint things.
    Isn't that supposed to be what you do with them?? At least you know what it's used for, so that's probably a plus

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