Serious Problem - Skool

Every September, skool starts.
Every September, always in September, no matter what day, from start or from end, I get sick. Sick as in a cold (which I have now).
I think I am allergic to skool because this happens every year in September.

Anyone else have the same allergic reaction to skool?

Yeah,
I wasn't sick all summer,
the week that skool started.. got sick.....

[MPrestonf12]

my bloodpressure goes up when school starts

I get all hot and sweaty at school,
until 12:47pm, then I get a cooooool 30 minutes programming, and surfing on a blazing fast T1... on a windows computer...

[kb244]

School? School? OHHHH that's what I graduated from, I forgot

hehe, sorry didnt mean to brag

[parksie]

What's school?

Oh...so that's why September went faster than normal

[Anakim]

I get sick every Sept and have to work from home. July and August are great I can drive to work and everything is smooth, arrive in the office chilled and ready to give the users an application format wet-dream.

Then Sept. Mothers dust down their monstrous ***-wagons (you know those 4x4 - utility vehicle if you're a yank - off-roaders which are really useful for bumping up kerbs as the cretin behind the wheel struggles to parallel park). So my route to the office is clogged by crawling ponce vehicles filled with scrotes and their shiny new pencil cases. These vehicles have a top speed of 25Mph and indicators which don't work - especially around round-a-bouts. During this time my dreams of a cool suicide are interupted with beautiful visions of packed Freelanders and Rav4's taking Lemming-like plunges into a deep ravine.

The visions are great but I can't forgive the owners for ruining the suicide dreams. Jumping from a motorway bridge into the path of a Honda HRV, causing it to swerve into a Shogun would be poetic.

So Skoolies, stay sick and stay at home, don't pester Mom or Dad to give you a lift in just cuz the cute looking Swedish weathergirl said there may be a spot (singular) of rain just outside Prestatyn.

[Yonatan]

I like school.
Except when I'm there.

[CyberSurfer]

I love going to school. And coming back. It's the bit in the middle I don't like!

[Dim]

School?!?! OMG i knew i forgot something.
Oh yes...and i do get sick around september also. It's a conspiracy i tell ya.

Sleepy D!m

I'm getting over the cold! It's weakening everyday! So, that's good, now I went back to skool yesterday (Monday) and everyone is sick, lol. My mistake . This usually only happens once though, so hopefully I'll be good till sometime around January...maybe i could even go farther. Well, all I can say, for those who are sick....

!!!!CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!!!

Works like a charm. Ask mom to go get you some .

Of course, school!

I'm allergic for the first 2 days...and then...

haha, got ya! You thought I'm recovering?

No! Now, I have a GOOD disease called homework.



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