Wow those numbers are impressive. Strange world.

I think the reason why a "please help me!" gets more replies is because we're all so nice

I've been there too but would rather just ask my question as is. Short 'n sweet. PLEASE HELP ME!! sounds too unprofessional. But then again not everyone posting is a professional.

I suspect that short 'n sweet questions get less response because when people see the
question they also can see more quickly whether they feel competent to give an adequate answer or not. Personally,
I almost always respond to questions having 0 replies first. Then 1 to 3 replies. I figure there's little use answering questions that have already received more than 5 replies - (but I still might reply depending on subject.)

I rarely reply when I know nothing or too little of the subjet matter.

You're right, mr. Gates. Feedback forum - didn't think of that.

Have a nice week everyone.