no!
I can't help you, but I can give you a tip.

Be kind to people who try to help you (read: Matthew Gates) by at least saying "Thanks for the help but...", not "no I want this or that", and if you're inpatient don't say "Help me" (it's more like an order then a question) but say "I'm desperate, please help me!"

Anyway, you will be much more appriciated (read: helped) if you are kind to people...