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  1. Oct 1st, 2002, 05:48 AM #1
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    What every office needs...

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  2. Oct 1st, 2002, 06:04 AM #2
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    Nah a filter fitted to the tap would be better
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  4. Oct 1st, 2002, 07:00 AM #4
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    Cat's piss ?
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    Originally posted by Wally Pipp
    Cat's piss ?
    Nah I'm not a fan of belgian beer to be honest ...
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Nah I'm not a fan of belgian beer to be honest ...
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  8. Oct 1st, 2002, 07:05 AM #7
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Nah I'm not a fan of belgian beer to be honest ...
    OOoooo he outsmarted you there Wally
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  9. Oct 1st, 2002, 07:05 AM #8
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Nah I'm not a fan of belgian beer to be honest ...
    I know what you mean. Beer should be like in the UK : straight from the sewer. Much better that way ...
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    ...and Wally responds with a right hook...
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    What every office needs

    An easy target and a bunch of bastards
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  14. Oct 1st, 2002, 07:09 AM #12
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    ...bit like here!
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  15. Oct 1st, 2002, 07:11 AM #13
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    Yeah
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    There is nothing like home made
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    as long as its alcohol, its always gonna be better than water. too bad its not Jim Beam though. would make for some stories to tell ur grandkids in 70 years time hehe. but office parties would be easy, since it defines a new meaning of BYO grog. BYO refills
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    Originally posted by Nightwalker83
    There is nothing like home made
    You drink your own piss You're weeeeiiiiird man.
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    You drink your own piss You're weeeeiiiiird man.
    Some Buddidhst monks drink their own piss I think.
    Your piss has some toxin in it that'll make you drowsy or something if you drink it.

    So they drink their piss to help them meditate or something....
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Some Buddidhst monks drink their own piss I think.
    Your piss has some toxin in it that'll make you drowsy or something if you drink it.

    So they drink their piss to help them meditate or something....
    There's no way NW is that enlightened!!
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    Piss is supposed to be very good for you.
    Used to drink southern comfort, but after an unfortunate incident, I can't stomach it anymore
    I'm the same with Whiskey

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    When soldiers were in the trenches in WWI, they used to piss on cutlery to sterilise 'em.
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    They also ate their own boots when hungry. Probably why Jamie runs about without shoes
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    Nah.
    I traded them in for some food
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    Ahhh, much better.

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    Now all I need to do is rig the Air conditioning up to my reefermatic machine.
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    wicked !
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    Now all I need to do is rig the Air conditioning up to my reefermatic machine.
    hehehehe
    everyone in the building would be continually hungry....
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  29. Oct 1st, 2002, 09:38 AM #27
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    I could start a sideline selling bacon butties and jaffa cakes. I could make a fortune. You want a good business plan come to me Hear that Yash? My consultancy rates are quite reasonable too....
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    You drink your own piss You're weeeeiiiiird man.
    If I were stranded at sea that's what I would need to do
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    nah NW some would say you are stranded in a vacant sea most of the time!
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