Wal-Mart

This is a funny story of a lady who went into Wal-Mart to return a toaster.

A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!" The clerk, not knowing what to do, went to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can help her. She explains that she would like a refund because the toaster she bought doesn't work. He replies by telling her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!" The store manager says to her "Why are you saying that?" The woman replies "Because I like to have my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"

Sorry if this is offensive John, but it's funny. You are the administrator, so delete it if it's not appropriate.

[dimava]

lol

[Gary.Lowe]

Ba Bum Tisshhhhhhh

[Wonder Woman]

Men always grab mine.

That's because your in prison, your cell mates name is Bubba, and your nickname is FreshMeet....

[HarryW]

Hahahahahahahaha roflmao

[parksie]

ROTFSFCLOBFDTIAOL (see other threads for explanation )