Diplomacy - Game1

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:12 AM

Oi Simon, retreat Gary's army for him.

**Gary.Lowe** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by Arbiter
Of course not. I don't backstab - I advertise any warlike intentions beforehand.

*Hmm...*

**Arbiter** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:18 AM

What are you hmming at?

You stabbed me in the back and you paid for it. No sour grapes now...

**Arbiter** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
not likely mate

I'll make sure you don't get anywhere near me you garlic stinking vespa riding slime ball.

Give 'em hell Gary!!!

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:39 AM

I have Gary's retreat order but you'll have to wait until this evening to see the updated map. Don't let it stop you diploming though...

**Gary.Lowe** · Aug 29th, 2002, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by simonm
I have Gary's retreat order but you'll have to wait until this evening to see the updated map. Don't let it stop you diploming though...

I think I may just go and get lashed

**Arbiter** · Aug 29th, 2002, 05:07 AM

Didn't anyone tell you that drink and suicide pills don't mix...?

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 05:07 AM

I'm getting anxious. Let's shorten the deadlines.

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:17 AM

Just to let you all know, I am going to be away from the 6th until 20th September; I'm getting married and going on a honeymoon.

Therefore, it will be no suprise to anyone that I will have no access to internet or email during that time and the game will suspended. Hopefully, we'll complete the game year 1903 and get the builds in before I go. You'll all just have a bit of extra time for diplomacy afterwards.

If everyone sends me, along with their orders, provisional builds/disbands (that they expect to get) in priority order, it may help speed things along a bit.

Anyway, as you were...

**R Sole** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
not likely mate

I'll make sure you don't get anywhere near me you garlic stinking ...slime ball.

No wonder you're doing so badly, you thought I was French...
Hows the family?

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:42 AM

Originally posted by simonm
Just to let you all know, I am going to be away from the 6th until 20th September; I'm getting married and going on a honeymoon.

Congratulations.

so we won't be seeing much of you from now on then right?

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:44 AM

so we won't be seeing much of you from now on then right?

It shouldn't make much difference really...we've been living together for eight years now.

The only thing I'm worried about is that she's taking "to honour and obey..." out of the vows!

**Arbiter** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:57 AM

She's what?

What's the point in getting married if you're going to customise the bleeding vows! You might as well just sign a contract and be done.

Pah! And who said romance was dead!?!?!?

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 07:06 AM

8 years? Hehe. That's the spirit. So it's all just an excuse for a pissup then, hey?

Get the formalities outta the way.

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 07:11 AM

So it's all just an excuse for a pissup then, hey?

Definitely!

I've even managed to get the hotel to agree to rigging up a barrel of my favourite real ale as well...

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 07:12 AM

That's the ticket!

**InvisibleDuncan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 09:03 AM

Originally posted by simonm
Just to let you all know, I am going to be away from the 6th until 20th September; I'm getting married and going on a honeymoon.

I can see it now:

Vicar: Do you, Simon, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife....?"
Simon: Well, firstly, I think we need to agree on a definition of "wife"...

Congratulations, matey.

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 09:08 AM

That's why we're meeting the registrar before hand...We need to iron out the definition of marriage first.

**R Sole** · Aug 29th, 2002, 09:20 AM

Congratulations matey

Remember, there are three rings involved in marriage:
The Engagement Ring, the wedding Ring and SUFFERING!

**simonm** · Aug 29th, 2002, 01:42 PM

Ok, map updated.

It is Fall 1903, Orders in by Tuesday next week to ensure we get the builds done before I go away.

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by simonm
Ok, map updated.

It is Fall 1903, Orders in by Tuesday next week to ensure we get the builds done before I chain myself to a life of subservience and laundering by hand.

Geez, it ain't that bad, surely?

**RSINGH** · Aug 29th, 2002, 05:43 PM

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Originally posted by simonm
Ok, map updated.

It is Fall 1903, Orders in by Tuesday next week to ensure we get the builds done before I chain myself to a life of subservience and laundering by hand.
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And he used to be such a nice chap...

**rjlohan** · Aug 29th, 2002, 06:02 PM

So what are we all planning for the Fall?

**Arbiter** · Aug 30th, 2002, 03:42 AM

I intend to masturbate furiously.

**simonm** · Aug 30th, 2002, 05:03 AM

OK, since this forum is prooving highly unreliable at the moment, I have created a diplomacy thread at Galah forums here.

That will now become the primary thread for this game where all important notices will be made.

Dragon fly has also pledged to make it sticky so it will stay at the top.

**gravyboy** · Aug 30th, 2002, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by Arbiter
I intend to masturbate furiously...

Originally posted by simonm
Dragon fly has also made it sticky

Enough already!

**DragonFly** · Aug 30th, 2002, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by gravyboy
Enough already!

OMG

I'll say!!

hehehe

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