News from Microsoft!

[Microsoft]

Happy Holidays to Everyone!
To celebrate, we will be sending you all free versions of Visual Basic 7 Pro. VB7 has a new feature, we have added the new "More Run-time file's Feature".
This will make your apps EXE file even smaller, but the total ammount of Run-Time files, is about 93megs.
We also enhanced out "Package and Deploy" software from Gay to Mega-Gay.

We hope that you are happy with all the improvements, and have a wonderful holiday.

Bill Gates
Microsoft Corp.

[cjwares]

That is pretty funny. yet it will probably be true.

Down With RUN-TIME Files!!!



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Charlie Jacquez
16 Year Old Software Developer
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[VBrazil]

“““Ever you thinked that run-time files could be good..?”””

YOUCH!!!!!!!What such of bad dream was THAT???Bill Gates is more than active with it's "little brainwasher kit".

Sooner, Visual Basic V 7.999999999 "Almost Final Enterprise and Star Trek Edition" will be launched, and then...1 HD will not be sufficient to run-times.

{This is such a idiot and non-criative joke, and it was done in a insane moment that has not been finished since 15 years}

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--Alex

[Juan Carlos Rey]

A little confused, does this post belong to April 1st??

Since when would Bill Gates GIVE anything away.. He steals stuff to make money..

Knight

[Clunietp]

It's not who throws the first punch, but who throws the last......

[Dayo312]

I think ill just throw them both and be done with it.

Argg! damn runtimes! they suc! oh well, it is a funny msg though.. hehe. btw, i like your screen name, it's original. hehe. and i would like a free copy... lol

[Lloyd]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Now that is funny!!

Lloyd

Yes, that was funny....

[Silly User Name]

Cool user name! Why didn't I think of that

You'll probably be hearing from Bill's Lawyers soon....

[venkatraman_r]

Oh..hooo........hooooooooooooooo.....
Microsoft is soooooooo funny. People, I meant the user Microsoft here.

Probably, SUN and IBM would offer a commentator job for you.

And a big Hats of to the Microsoft.(Now I meant both..He..Heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)

Venkat.