Well, there's nothing wrong with a woman having two men

[plenderj]

every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?!

[abdul]

In 19's, women got some rights because of WW1/WW2. In early 20's they will some more rights. But I think in late 20's, they should be allowed to legally have more than 1 man and a pile of women.

[Jack Daniels]

Originally posted by plenderj
every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?!

hmmm i beg to differ tsk tsk

[beachbum]

Abdul never ceases to amaze me

[cafeenman]

How long is it going to be the 90's?

[beachbum]

Shhhh...he's Irish The other one.. i have no explanation for him

[DragonFly]

Sounds fine to me



and I thought it was the Noughty's now

[beachbum]

hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree

[Slaine]

Originally posted by beachbum
hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree

And Botty

[plenderj]

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[plenderj]

Back at the house, a bottle is found
And opened in honour of those who have drowned
While we who have not are stricken with guilt
And dutifully see that not one drop is spilt
We're drinking to life, we're drinking to death
We're drinking 'til none of our livers are left
We're wending our way down to the spirit store
We'll drink till we just can't drink anymore

Raise your glasses high
Drink the cellar dry

Well, bloody my nose and blacken my eye
If it ain't some young Turk in search of a fight
And chanticleer's chest is sagging with pride
For honour has yet to be satisfied
Well, Heaven be thanked we live in an age
When no man need bother, except on the stage
With "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori"
And definitely not tonight

I can still remember when I was just a kid
I was free to do what I wanted to
But I never, ever did.

So now with years of discretion reached
May we not forget...
"Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité"
For there's life in the Old World yet!

There'll always be an England
An Ireland and a France
A Liechtenstein and Finland
And we have only one chance

Earnest young man with an unhealthy tan
Puts a drink in my hand and says
"I understand...
You're in search of the place
To continue the chase
Of the heavenly taste
I suggest in that case
You all come with me
To my place by the sea
Where the glasses shall be
Overflowing with free
Alcoholic delights
And free love if you like
For what point has this life
If you can't realise Your dreams?"

Oh, raise your glasses high
And drink the town dry

We'll drink beyond
The boundaries of sense
We'll drink 'til we start to see
Lovely pink elephants
Inside our heads
Inside our beds
Inside the threads
Of our pyjama legs
So don't shoot til you see
The reds of our eyes
And an army of elephants
Marching behind
From the day I was born
Till the night I will die
All my lovers will be pink
And elephantine!

[beachbum]

Despite popular mythology, only a couple (3 maybe) of Hannibal's elephants survived the trip over the alps.

[Slaine]

Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.

[cafeenman]

Originally posted by Slaine
Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.

Was it still the 90's back then too?

[Slaine]

Originally posted by cafeenman

Was it still the 90's back then too?

Well we thought it might be but little Johnny, we used to call him treeface, his mother would bake these amazing little buns that were great for throwing at Mr Piddle, he was the wierd guy who used to drive this strange two wheeled bikey thing. He was always complaining about the state of the mud track - didn't much bother me what with the yellow shorts I used to wear. The Prime minister - now there was a dapper fellow if ever I met one - it always makes me laugh the way we would follow him down the street in a silly duck walk. Ahhh the good old days - I hated it back then.

[Jack Daniels]

Originally posted by Slaine
Back in the 1730's I used to eat dog food. That's all we ate back then because Trevor Tipton hadn't yet invented the steam train.

If the steam train wasn't invented yet how did you get the dog food cans open

[Slaine]

Originally posted by Jack Daniels


If the steam train wasn't invented yet how did you get the dog food cans open

Didn't come in cans. My mum used to send me down to the butchers, the one with the great big face over the door, where he would shovel it into a sack cloth for me.

[Jack Daniels]

Originally posted by Slaine


Didn't come in cans. My mum used to send me down to the butchers, the one with the great big face over the door, where he would shovel it into a sack cloth for me.

oh that explains why the dogs shrivelled up and died with time.

[Slaine]

Originally posted by Jack Daniels


oh that explains why the dogs shrivelled up and died with time.

Boy were we glad when old Mr folkstone would come round and empty the sewage pit - phew never smelt a dead gnu like it, I can tell you.

[Gary.Lowe]

If I had breast's I'd never leave the house

[beachbum]

too heavy Gary? get a wheelbarrow

[Gary.Lowe]

Originally posted by beachbum
too heavy Gary? get a wheelbarrow

No...

I mean I'd never have a reason to leave the house

[cafeenman]

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe


No...

I mean I'd never have a reason to leave the house

I have three words for you: Feminine hygiene products

[DragonFly]

Originally posted by beachbum
hu hu Noughty rhymes with Knotty like in a tree

Noughts 'n' Crosses BB



never heard of Knots 'n' Crosses

[GlenW]

Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
If I had breast's I'd never leave the house

Imagine if you could bend far enough forward to suc..........
Women would be surplus to requirements wouldn't they?

[Slaine]

Originally posted by GlenW

Imagine if you could bend far enough forward to suc..........
Women would be surplus to requirements wouldn't they?

They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.

[GlenW]

Originally posted by Slaine


They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.

Good point!

[cafeenman]

Originally posted by Slaine


They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.

pro-creating...

[DragonFly]

Originally posted by Slaine


They would still be useful for the cooking, washing and ironing.

*ahem*


This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by DragonFly
This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread

And what are you doing out of the kitchen?

[Jack Daniels]

...washing and or ironing ...

hehe nah im not shovenistic or anything like that, in fact i hate most men i'll do your cooking DF i would do the rest but i suuck at em

[GlenW]

I approve of the trend for women to wear flat toed shoes.
They can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

[Slaine]

Originally posted by DragonFly



*ahem*


This thread was about women having 2 (or more) men... take your fantasy wish list to your own thread

/me stands in the corner blushing

[barrk]

Hear hear~! Definitely gets my vote!!!!!!! Two men for every woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by barrk
Two men for every woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But just think of having to wash and iron for an extra person...

[MasterBlaster]

How do you convert a Dishwasher into a SnowBlower?































Give Her a Shovel.

[parksie]

I'm appalled that nobody's mentioned the Divine Comedy yet

[MasterBlaster]

Originally posted by parksie
I'm appalled that nobody's mentioned the Divine Comedy yet

[parksie]

(KP): Well, there's nothing wrong with a woman having two men, every woman should have at least two men, if you don't, there's something wrong, I mean, guys do it all the time, guys have a woman in this side of town, the other side of town, they have a woman in another city, why shouldn't we, I mean, it's the nineties?! (end of KP)

Generation sex respects the rights of girls
Who want to take their clothes off
As long as we can all watch that's okay
And generation sex elects the type of guys
You wouldn't leave your kids with
And shouts "off with their heads" if they get laid

Lovers watch their backs as hacks in macs
Take snaps through telephoto lenses
Chase Mercedes Benzes through the night
A mourning nation weeps and wails
But keeps the the sales of evil tabloids healthy
The poor protect the wealthy in this world

Generation sex injects the sperm of worms
Into the eggs of field-mice
So you can look real nice for the boys
And generation sex is me and you
And we should really all know better
It doesn't really matter what you say

(KP): It doesn't matter what colour you are as long you're happy, you know, lovin' has no colour, you know I rather be with someone who's white and keeps making me happy than with someone my same colour and making me miserable the rest of my life... (end of KP)

http://www.musicomh.com/thedivinecomedy/lyrics/generation.htm

[MasterBlaster]

ahh ok