Nuke Aol!!!!

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:05 PM

Ya know the formula N(Number of AOL CD's) =DIY(Days In Year)*2
That means I get a few hundred AOL CD's per year! Well, anyway to get on with this. I got an AOL CD(DUH). I hate AOL(especially after switching to 512kb Cable). I need the perfect way to destroy it. I have already frisbeed, stepped on, thrown basball at, put in path of car(causes almost no damage). I need to try something new and exciting. I was thinking of putting a dixie cup untop of the hole, tapping in down, spraying binaca through the hole into the cop and lighting fuse thus launching CD. My mom won't let me use the microwave. Any better ideas people?

**crptcblade** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:08 PM

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:09 PM

got any military connections?

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:10 PM

LOL, nope. My mom won't let me use a grenade luancher either.

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:12 PM

lol damn not even if she supervised you in the back yard?

some parents can be so harsh.

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:13 PM

are all kitchen appliacnes out? or can you still use a toaster..

-C

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:14 PM

soldering iron

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:14 PM

table saw

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:14 PM

Unfortinitly, she sais I can't use food devices because Plastic doesn't taste good on bread. I asked. She gets anoyyed when my sister toastes peanutbutter. I am determined to find something really cool.

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:15 PM

Does anyone know the resonance frequency of an AOL CD?

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:15 PM

go up the emprie state building and fling them down at the unsuspecting masses.....

they'll think its a terrorist attack and da da dum AOL gets blamed for 9/11

**crptcblade** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:15 PM

eleventy-seven

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by VBD
Does anyone know the resonance frequency of an AOL CD?

great idea !

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:16 PM

Soldiring Iron at a friends house, once it comes back I will try it!(My friend won't return it for like a month thought(60 more AOL cds according to POACAF(Probobality of AOL CD ARRIVAL FORMULA)

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:17 PM

i want the res frequency of a seagull

-C

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:18 PM

oh, if anyone is wondering the resonating frequency of an average human body is 7hz

-C

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:18 PM

I will try the AOL state building, but I have a feeling my mom won't like it. She wouldn't even let me drop a retarted bottle of springwater of the top of the ifle tower No matter how much I tried to convince her it would make a cool sonic boom!

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:19 PM

Once there was a music hall and when the music got loud, the hall emited send between 1-10hz. People started throwing up as the musicions started playing

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by siyan
i want the res frequency of a seagull

-C

lol i got a geek mate making a gun which harms humans in someway by making them resonate, i don't know exactly how but hes annoyed cause apparently america already did it

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:21 PM

thats actullay not the hardest thing to build. Just hook up a speaker to your favorat Talking Spong Bob, reprogram him to talk at seven hertz and which Spongbob kill somebody.(Wouldn't it be scary if someone walked into your room and aimed sponge bob at you?)

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:26 PM

ah it's a bit harder, whats a weapon with out control and accuracy? and not to mention portability

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:28 PM

I have a few hundred thousand volt capicitor. I'm not shure how to use it but im shure it could slitely damage my AOL CD!

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:32 PM

Originally posted by VBD
I have a few hundred thousand volt capicitor. I'm not shure how to use it but im shure it could slitely damage my AOL CD!

ohhhh sweet

while we are at it we should destroy all telstra CD's

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:34 PM

know , this is a good idea except I have know idea how the heck to use it. If i get it to work, I will post a video and all. Does anyone here know how?

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:36 PM

Once I create this disk zapper thingy, I will give smaller thousand volt versions away for people to AOL and MacOS haters alike!!! YAH!

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:48 PM

You need capacitators. In a series parallel circuit, 20 pairs of Heavy duty capacitators should be good enough.

Also, you'll need a switch to trigger it.

you'll know when to hit the switch by judging how much smoke is in the air

-C

**abdul** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:48 PM

How about burning them?

**siyan** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:49 PM

oh, and if you're going to use 100K volt capacitators, don't use them in series....

and you'll need more than a radioshack breadboard

-C

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:50 PM

zapping cds is no fun with the right amount of power i know.

but i also know that the right amount of power will be dangerous, i had an electronics teacher who nearly killed someone playing with massive capacitors.

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by siyan
and you'll need more than a radioshack breadboard

lol i remember them.

**VBD** · Aug 19th, 2002, 11:58 PM

I've had a hi voltage expireance, when I was little, some teenger had desected the flash circuit from his camera. Not knowing what a capicitor could do and seeing only one AA battery, I pressed it to flesh it and only got a 600v charge

By the way, would one 400,000v with 10 1K capicitors work?also, where would I attach the CD?(I WILL BE VERY CAREFUL) Also what should I charge it from? Thanx for all the ideas sofar people

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 20th, 2002, 12:00 AM

if your doing this seriously ask on some electronics forum

i'm not too good at it and hence don't wanna cause problems

**VBD** · Aug 20th, 2002, 12:01 AM

Until I get the sodaring iron, im just gonna try binaca anyway.

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 20th, 2002, 12:03 AM

oh but i just thought.. have you got any acid? even weak hydrocloric (i think thats what it's called

) from your school could make it be useless and look kinda funky !

**cafeenman** · Aug 20th, 2002, 01:56 AM

Call AOL and ask them to send someone out to pick up the trash they have carelessly deposited in your mail box or to send you check to cover the percentage cost of your garbage collection service.

**plenderj** · Aug 20th, 2002, 03:20 AM

Put it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Behemoth might still have the pictures I took of a cd I nuked

**abdul** · Aug 20th, 2002, 03:35 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
Put it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Behemoth might still have the pictures I took of a cd I nuked

I'll try it with my Sprint Canada CD. Does it affect the microwave in a bad way?

**Jack Daniels** · Aug 20th, 2002, 03:41 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
Put it in the microwave for a few seconds.
Behemoth might still have the pictures I took of a cd I nuked

i'd like to see that

i hope it goes all wavey like

**plenderj** · Aug 20th, 2002, 03:41 AM

well, as with any metallic object, there is some sparking.
but just stop the microwave after 4 or 5 seconds and you'll be okay.

my microwave's okay.

oh and I might mention, resonance has to do with intermolecular bonds.
and 7hz is nothing's resonant frequency.

to make a human mad you want to emit a signal at the same frequency as um... I think its alpha waves in the brain.
That makes people mad.

**plenderj** · Aug 20th, 2002, 03:42 AM

Originally posted by Jack Daniels

i'd like to see that
i hope it goes all wavey like

The cd-rom actually shatters, and makes small cracks in its surface, but the outer layer of plastic or whatever it is keeps it all together.
It is quite a cool effect

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Don't have a table saw.

The empire state building is far.

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I don't have any telstra CD's

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