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  1. Aug 13th, 2002, 10:11 AM #1
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    Goodie

    This is a genuine e-mail from the main receptionist for Sun Microsystems at Corporate, and went out to all corporate employees.


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    To: 			All Corporate Employees
Subject: 		Copier!
Date:			Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM


PLEASE PLEASE please please please - I am begging here - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! 

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier. 

PLEASE be really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner. 

Thanks for your help.
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  2. Aug 13th, 2002, 10:13 AM #2
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    I just adore well placed typos!
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  3. Aug 13th, 2002, 10:43 AM #3
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    couldn't have said it betta myself.
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  4. Aug 13th, 2002, 10:45 AM #4
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    which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner
    Ladies don't let this give you any ideas.

    Domestic equipment is solely for domestic chores.
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  6. Aug 13th, 2002, 11:27 AM #5
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    yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles
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  7. Aug 13th, 2002, 11:28 AM #6
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    Originally posted by barrk
    yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles
    I thought that was just our little secret Katie
    My Spidey senses are tingling!
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  8. Aug 13th, 2002, 11:30 AM #7
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    I try not to have secrets.....it gets in the way of fun too many times!
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  9. Aug 13th, 2002, 12:46 PM #8
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    Originally posted by barrk
    yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles
    Nice mental image there
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    I thought you'd enjoy it!
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    Originally posted by parksie
    Nice mental image there
    I've got the whole lesbian shower scene going in my head, massaging shower head, lots of lather, rubbing, stroking, 'oohing' and 'ahhing'.

    My day is made.

    Thanks Katie
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  15. Aug 13th, 2002, 01:46 PM #13
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    If you don't know already I don't think I should tell you!
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  17. Aug 13th, 2002, 10:01 PM #15
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    Originally posted by barrk
    yeah, right! And the massaging shower head is for relieving sore back muscles

    God I love those things


    Had one in the last place we lived... I miss it very much hehe
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