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  1. Aug 8th, 2002, 11:08 AM #1
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    The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

    A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
    I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
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  2. Aug 8th, 2002, 11:09 AM #2
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  3. Aug 8th, 2002, 11:14 AM #3
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    Mr. Poo says LOL!
    Would this do
    to make it allright?
    Once he has taken you
    from out of sight...

    I'll make my getaway...

    search for a better way
    to find my way home to your...
    Smile.
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    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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  6. Aug 8th, 2002, 02:06 PM #5
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    Hey Arsmakman ...... whats a vinking ?


    My guess is some kinda god of wine .... but what do I know ?
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    Originally posted by thexchord
    Mr. Poo says LOL!
    yeah
    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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    Ya there

    I like to smoke how about you guys? its good stuff. Righ Late
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    Re: Sex

    Originally posted by parksie
    The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses will be accepted except illness (with a medical certificate) or a death in the immediate family (with a note from that member).

    A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."

    hehehe
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  12. Aug 9th, 2002, 12:50 AM #10
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    Originally posted by TheBionicOrange
    Hey Arsmakman ...... whats a vinking ?


    My guess is some kinda god of wine .... but what do I know ?
    Uhm, hard 2 explain (Can't really beleve you don't know what a viking is, but that is probably just me, I just thought almost everybody knows what a Viking is, whatever.)
    Ok here we go:

    Viking:
    One of a seafaring Scandinavian people who raided the coasts of northern and western Europe from the eighth through the tenth century.

    Remember:
    It's pronounced like "vih-king", not "vai-king"

    Note: You may want to know the relation to Spam and Vikings? Start your KaZaA or WinXM or whatever you use and search an mp3 with: "monty python spam" (You need 'spam, spam, spam' not 'the spam song')
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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  13. Aug 9th, 2002, 05:40 AM #11
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