Yet another funny

[Flustor]

Ethel is a bit of a demon in her electric wheelchair, and loves
to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels and
getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the
poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents
tolerate her, and some of the males actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened
and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "Stop", he
said, in a firm voice "Have you got a licence for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat
wrapper and held it up to him "Ok" he said and away Ethel sped down
the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on two wheels. Weird
Harold popped out in front of her and shouted
"Stop, Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster
and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "Carry on madam"
As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Crazy
Colin stepped out in front of her, stark naked, holding a very
sizeable
erection in his hand. "Oh no" said Ethel, "not the breathalyser again"

[DragonFly]

LOL



OMG.. didn't see that one coming

[Flustor]

I couldn't help but giggle when I read that

[Jim Brown]

Kooky Clarence was up for release from the home soon, if he did OK on his tests. So one day he's walking down the corridor pulling a toothbrush behind him on a piece of string, when the doctor stops him. "What's that Clarence?" he says. And Clarence responds "My dog, Doc. I'm taking him for a walk"

And so the Doc makes the appropriate notation in Clarence's file and he doesn't get released this time.

Some time later, same thing, but Clarence's cottoned on now, and really wants out. So he says to the doc "It's a toothbrush on a piece of string Doc; what'd you think it was?" and walks off.

As he gets round the corner he kneels down and pats the hairy end of the brush and says "Fooled him that time, eh Fido?"

[V(ery) Basic]

It's the first English class after the holidays, and the teacher asks her pupils to write about what they did. Little Jimmy hands in a rather worrying story about how his father fell down a well.
'Is he alright now?' the teacher asks.
'I suppose so, he stopped screaming for help a few days ago'

[Nightwalker83]

Lucy,

Where'd you get that from?

[Jim Brown]

Originally posted by DragonFly
didn't see that one coming

Well no, not with it in your mouth, you wouldn't would you....

[Flustor]

Originally posted by Nightwalker83
Lucy,

Where'd you get that from?

My girlfriend sent it

[Nightwalker83]

Originally posted by Flustor


My girlfriend sent it

[plenderj]

Originally posted by Flustor


My girlfriend sent it

god damn ya gotta love it when she says things like that.
ahhhh.

[markman]

Originally posted by Jim Brown


Well no, not with it in your mouth, you wouldn't would you....

ROTFL!!!!