Top IRC Quotes

[Gaffer]

#4281 +(1369)- [X]

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances \-<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

[Gaffer]

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK!
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK!
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK!

[Gaffer]

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

[Gaffer]

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

[Gaffer]

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

[Gaffer]

<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

[Gaffer]

#993 +(405)- [X]

serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download **** into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-****-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong

[Gaffer]

The Best

#2635 +(379)- [X]

<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

[Wally Pipp]

<x>asl?
<me>58/m/Borne-Toulouse
<x>are you a guy ?
<me>no
<x>ah ok, what are your hobbies ?
<me>taking the piss out of chatters
<x>mine are biking and motors
<me>had any major crashes lately ?
<x>huh ? *** ?
<me>never mind

/closes window

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[Gaffer]

LOL

(erm, has this topic been posted before?)

[plenderj]

heh yeah in my early years on IRC I've seen a few pretty weird quotes
none that I can remember, but I just know I'd never want to actually have to work with or live with any of those people.

... christ they remind me of avid merrion

[Wally Pipp]

Gave up chatting a long time ago. Booring ...

not sure if there ever was a thread about it. I seem to remember some mildly 'amusing' msn conversation stories though.