How long is your fuse?

**beachbum** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:01 AM

Mine is nearly at the end with this ****** ****** ****** ****** piece of **** server. How the **** are we ******** supposed to ******* use this **** when it is this ******** slow and ******* unstable.

**cafeenman** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:03 AM

What really bothers me is I don't understand why it happens. I think if I understood what was actually happening (besides that it's crawling) I'd probably be less frustrated.

**plenderj** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:04 AM

Originally posted by beachbum

Mine is nearly at the end with this ****** ****** ****** ****** piece of **** server. How the **** are we ******** supposed to ******* use this **** when it is this ******** slow and ******* unstable.

heh wouldn't it be funny it that had been posted 4 or 5 times 'koz of lag

**beachbum** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:09 AM

As a non paying bandwith and memory hogging useless member I demand that this be fixed soooooooooon. Otherwise I may have to move to Caffeeeeee's step son's site and talk to myself ... oh and Jamie is there too

The length of time that this has gone on for is getting a bit much. Plough my shares into a new server PLEAAAASEEEE!!!

**cafeenman** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:12 AM

OK, I know this is Yash I'm talking about, but was there anything to what he was saying about this site just having more traffic than mySQL can handle?

**beachbum** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:19 AM

Having completely no idea of the facts I feel compelled to add my learned opinion. If YOUR SQL can't handle it then why don't we use someone else's? Surely we should at least give it a try

**cafeenman** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by beachbum
Having completely no idea of the facts I feel compelled to add my learned opinion. If YOUR SQL can't handle it then why don't we use someone else's? Surely we should at least give it a try

Don't forget - I'm American. That means mySQL is mine AND yourSQL is mine. That's just how it is. Unfortunately, once yourSQL becomes ourSQL, it stops working properly. I believe in quantity, not quality. More is better.

**beachbum** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:27 AM

Do I pronounce it Squeal or Squall when I am begging at your great american feet? I can do good chicken impersonations but sometimes hurt my throat doing Babe

**cafeenman** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by beachbum
Do I pronounce it Squeal or Squall when I am begging at your great american feet?

Usually we're just satisfied if you erect a monument in our honor (and then give it to us) after we give you back something that was yours to begin with.

spetnik · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:32 AM

and J4u w/ the letsbeatpostracecuzjesussaidthatpostraceisunholy thread isn't helping

**beachbum** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:33 AM

lol Monsieur Coffee.. wonder how many ppl get the references

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**cafeenman** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:36 AM

Originally posted by beachbum
lol Monsieur Coffee.. wonder how many ppl get the references ...

References?

**plenderj** · Jul 16th, 2002, 08:51 AM

Think about it though for a minute if the post races etc. were deleted.
It'd hammer the **** out of the database for ages!

**parksie** · Jul 16th, 2002, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
Think about it though for a minute if the post races etc. were deleted.
It'd hammer the **** out of the database for ages!

It hammers the **** out of the database anyway!

**chrisjk** · Jul 16th, 2002, 12:08 PM

could do with replacing that globe with my globe and setting the correct timezone in the AdminCP...

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