Too many connections at line 29

[parksie]

Whilst trying to post, I have frequently this morning had this error. Any techy people here, can we have the mySQL connection limit upped, please?

[V(ery) Basic]

I got that message too.

I advise the techy people go ask for help in the one of the Internet Development forums.

[parksie]

Hehe . I think there's just a small change needing to be made to their php.ini file.

[V(ery) Basic]

The only cure is to format all of their hard drives. Unlike John (who when with Mrs Le Pont) drives hard.

God, I am getting sicker every day. I need Morphine.

[parksie]

I need Morphine

...and as much as possible...

[Sam Finch]

I'd lend you mine but I've just finished the last barrel.

Hmm, I think I'll buy some pretty baloons, and something fuzzy to stroke.

[parksie]

and something fuzzy to stroke

John's been busy with fuzzy things...

hehehehe

[parksie]

Oh no! I think I've caught V(ery)'s sense of humour...he can't have it back...I like it...

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by parksie

and something fuzzy to stroke

John's been busy with fuzzy things...

He's been busy with Mrs. Le Pont's fuzzy thing, to be precise. He's being doing all sort of stuff with it. He's been stroking it, using his tongue with it, rubbing against it, and worst of all, penetrating it with his specially designed implement.

Espcially without protection, accidents could happen. We all know John is getting old now and cannot draw cream from the churn every time, he could just reuse the same one every time, just run it under some cold water and it would all be fine. But cling film just doesn't cut it (it sticks too much).

My sense of humour is unique in my own special way.

Please don't edit this post. Everybody here knows that I am talking about candy floss and a toothpick in the first paragraph. And they also know that the 'protection 'is a bin liner to contain cream which John has spilt while taking it from the churn to his house is the second paragraph.

hehehehe, if John doesnt first, Mrs. Le Pont is gonna kill you V(ery)....

[John]

Oi! Behave yourselves! While I share your sense of humour, I don't want people getting offended, so not too rude please.

I'll up the MySQL connection limit. Thanks for letting me know.

John

[kedaman]

Hehe, that's what happens when you play with fire, i mean play with.. never mind

Dont mind V(ery),
he probably wont post anymore, I think he has had one spastic fit too many

[parksie]

I'll up the MySQL connection limit. Thanks for letting me know.

At least some of us are mature...NOT!

[V(ery) Basic]

Originally posted by John
Oi! Behave yourselves!

I take it you're British as well

[parksie]

Why do you think he went to France? Most British people go off to France for two reasons:
1. Cheap booze
2. Cheap women (Hi Mrs Le Pont)

Everybody say Hi to Mrs. Le Pont

Hello!
hheheheh

[V(ery) Basic]

Bonjour Madamoiselle Le Pont,

Comment t'allez-vous? Des persons me disent que vous avez eu des moments sexuals avec John Percival. C'est vrai? Je pense, personalment, que il est un tres laid homme avec des lunettes qui sont degoutant. Quelque'un m'a dit que vous avez un rendez-vous avec c'homme demain. Il vais t'apporter des fleurs et de chocolat. Je ne sais pas parce-que les hommes anglaises voulent que les femmes se engrossent!
Et vous avez utiliser le position soixante-neuf? (I hope John doesn't understand French )

a bientot!

Moi.


Wow! I only made up a couple of words there and misused the grammer and misspelt the words, but apart form that, it wasn't half bad!

Bye!

[parksie]

Those french lessons sure paid off today

Oui, le position soixante-neuf est tres bien pour John et Mme. Le Pont.

Jezt will John auf meinen Kopf gestricken...

[John]

Je pense que cette conversation ... ummm ... should be continued in chit chat

John

[parksie]

Honestly, John...I would've thought your French would be better by now .

Okay...time for a change of home.