View Poll Results: Are you a looney

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  • Uuuuhhhh.... No.... Uh... Yes! Yes I am!

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  • Ofcourse

    2 33.33%
  • No I'm not

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  • I'm most sertainly not a looney

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  • Heuuuhhh.... Loooney??

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  • MY BRAIN HURTS!

    4 66.67%
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    Are you a looney?

    Heeheeeeeheheheee....
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    BOO
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    Yooouuu isz the ooonehh thaaat zzet 'ofcourse' aren't yooouuuu.?!
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    YEZ
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
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    Yuuu izz tooo zeriiooouuusz. Gheett ouutt ov thisz threadd...
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    NO!
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    OOokkkaaayy theen.

    Ooohh... MY BRAIN HURTS...
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Insurance sketch ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ... Up there ...

    WILL YOU STOP THAT BLOODY RACKET !


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    Gumby Brain Specialist:

    Close up on a sign saying `Harley Street'. Stirring music. Mix through to interior of a smart, plush, ever so expensive Harley Street consultieg room. The music smells and fades. Knocking at door, a short pause, then T. F. Gumby enters, backwards.

    T. F. Gumby (Michael.) - Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! (he goes up to the antique desk and bangs the bell violently; he smashes the intercom and generally breaks the desk up) Doctor! Doctor! DOCTOR! DOCTOR! Doctor! Doctor! Where is the Doctor?

    A pause. Then another door opens and another Gumby appears.

    Gumby Specialist - (John) Hello!

    T. F. Gumby - Are you the brain specialist?

    Specialist - Hello!

    T. F. Gumby - Are you the brain specialist?

    Specialist - No, no, I am not the brain specialist. No, no, I am not...Yes. Yes I am.

    T. F. Gumby - My brain hurts!

    Specialist - Well let's take a look at it, Mr Gumby. Gumby specialist starts to pull up Gumby's sweater.

    T. F. Gumby - No, no, no, my brain in my head. (specialist thumps him on the head)

    Specialist - It will have to come out.

    T. F. Gumby - Out? Of my head?

    Specialist - Yes! All the bits of it. Nurse! Nurse! (a nurse enters) Nurse, take Mr Gumby to a brain surgeon.

    Nurse - Yes doctor...

    She leads Gumby out. In the background the specialist is grunting and shouting.

    Specialist - Where's the `Lancet'?

    Nurse (to T. F. Gumby) - He's brilliant you know.

    Specialist - Where's the bloody `Lancet'? My brain hurts too.

    Ambulance racing. `Dr Kildare' theme. Cut to operating theatre. The surgeon is not a Gumby.

    Surgeon - (Graham) - (putting on Gumby props) Gloves... glasses...

    moustache... handkerchief... (Gumby voice) I'm going to

    operate!

    We now see he is surrounded by Gumbys. T. F. Gumby is on operating table.

    All -Let's operate.

    They begin to use woodworking implements on T. F. Gumby.

    T. F. Gumby - Hello!

    Surgeon Gumby - Ooh! We forgot the anaesthetic!

    Operating Gumbys - The anaesthetic! The anaesthetic!!

    At that moment a Gumby anaesthetist comes crashing through the mall mith two gas cylinders.

    Gumby Anaesthetist - I've come to anaesthetize you!!

    He raises a gas cylinder and strikes Gumby hard over the head mith it. Bong. Blackness. Into the oblivion of animation.
    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    I thought this was a sensible forum

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    No matter how fool-proof your program is, there will always be a better fool.

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    Originally posted by Bonker Gudd
    I thought this was a sensible forum
    Wrong
    when you quote a post could you please do it via the "Reply With Quote" button or if it multiple post click the "''+" button then "Reply With Quote" button.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............

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    I'm a looney! I'm a looney! Yeah!
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    I always wanted to make a Looney Tune!

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