Dohh

[Gary.Lowe]

meant to reply in the previous thread and not create a new one.


Hmmmmm time to go home me thinks.

[Gary.Lowe]

I don't beleive it I've just done it again

Definitely time to go home.

[Iain17]

*rolling on the floor laughing*

Gary,

It is time for another beer methinks.

*laughing his arse off*

[Gary.Lowe]

Iain

I'm not concentrating at the moment as I have just got a new job so I'm not concentrating at the moment. My mind is on the leaving do this Friday. You know how it is you have to get your priorities straight.

[Iain17]

New job huh? Congrats mate, and good luck with it.

[Ianpbaker]

Priorities in right order

1. Anything remotley Alcaholic
2. Your mates, so you can get number 1 for free
3. Your job, so you can get money for number 1, if number 2 is not available
4. Your wife/girlfriend, because they look so much nicer after number 1
5. The Bank, so you can rob it to get number 1, if points 2 or 3 are not available

Ian

[Iain17]

Ian,

Your priorities remind me of one of the rules we have at uni. Everyone breaks this rule at some point, but they usually end up regretting it. What is this rule? The CBM (cock before mates) rule. If you are caught breaking this rule, there are some heavy penalties to pay.

Like getting the next round in for starters. Then downing obligatory nasty. (for those of you who don't know this usually involves at least 4 shots of spirits, topped up with lager and cider, and then your choice of a suitable nasty ingredient. Usually Tomato sauce or something, as bars usually have that, but i have seen weetabix and all sorts in there).

[Gary.Lowe]

Cheers lads

If there's any mancs out there your welcome to join in as the will be plenty of loose men & women.

And most importantly ALCOHOL

Don't know if I should come clean about where I work as I often get abuse.

Maybe when I have started my new job so no one can abuse me then.

[Ben.Stappleton]

Aha!

We meet again Mr Lowe!

I know where you work (obviously) and I intend to give you some abuse.

Firstly, why do you spend so much time in these forums when you should be working? (Negated slightly by the question "How do I know you are spending so much time in these forums, if I am not also doing so")?

Secondly, why didn't you get me a job where you're going?

Thirdly (and most importantly), who are all these loose women (and why haven't you introduced me to them yet)

From my vantage point I've noticed you appear to have left your eMail account open and your machine unlocked. Prepare to declare your undying love for General Manager via eMail.

Damn! You've come back. I'll get you next time Gadget...

[Gary.Lowe]

Ha Haa

You shouldn't have told me I left it unlocked as now I will remember.

Foiled again Mr Stappleton

[Ben.Stappleton]

Still haven't told me who those loose women are...

C'mon, don't hog all the action!