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  1. Jun 23rd, 2002, 12:08 AM #1
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    Hey ladies...

    Your massive egg rolls are undulating at my speed, baby

    Now, will you do it with me?

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    Tonight's menu consists of fried doorknobs and 25.3 lesbian goat administrators

    OK so buy me a Gainward GeForce4 now
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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  3. Jun 23rd, 2002, 12:15 AM #3
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    I have an invisible orange tree that is tended to by my dung elf...

    Now, come to me ladies

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    My bag of plasma is driving into your seaweed shoes

    You are getting very sleepy...
    Now buy me a GeForce4 ti4600 NOW
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    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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    BTW, EAT MY SMEGMA!!!
    "A RESPECTED scientist has put forward the stunning - if unsavoury - possibility that humans are descended from sewage dumped overboard by aliens."
    "First we read that we are the creation of God, then scientists say we are descended from apes. Now they say we're some sort of alien poo. How much further can we sink?"
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  8. Jun 23rd, 2002, 02:36 PM #7
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    Re: Hey ladies...

    Originally posted by sail3005
    Your massive egg rolls are undulating at my speed, baby

    Now, will you do it with me?
    No thanks, I'm still busy with Wally's carrot


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  9. Jun 23rd, 2002, 03:30 PM #8
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    thats ok baby, i can wait

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    There is nothing more disgusting than another rabbit's carrot juice. Gross!
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    I like it

    You'll wait? That's ok then


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    You are a huge chicken ambulance
    I'm bringing geeky back...
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    No I'm not!


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    Originally posted by JungleMan
    You are a huge chicken ambulance
    You smell like a shellacked couch-cushion
    Alcohol & calculus don't mix.
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    Your turnip trees smell like a catfish sled in C minor
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    rapscallions, you stole my johnquills

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    my scallions are bottled up with a filler of cactus paste. Fry at 2335 kubins for 10 minutes and stir. mmm....
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    Please, elucidate.
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    Can someone make me soup?

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