|
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 07:58 AM
#1
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
Americanisation of the Beautiful Game.
The liver is bad. It must be punished.
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:01 AM
#2
PowerPoster
I wrote a letter to our sporting authorities expressing my concern about the indignity these fans bring to your sport. I suggested as an alternative that they kill fans for the other team in the time honored tradition.
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:02 AM
#3
Lively Member
For some reason I keep reading his name that way
A post brought to you by the Grim Reaper Appreciation Society™
"Buy your lifetime subscription now and save on your coffin"
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:22 AM
#4
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
For some reason I keep reading his name that way
better than David Semen though, eh?
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:24 AM
#5
Lively Member
Not a whole lot of difference in pronounciation, is there ?
A post brought to you by the Grim Reaper Appreciation Society™
"Buy your lifetime subscription now and save on your coffin"
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:41 AM
#6
Retired VBF Adm1nistrator
I had to keep re-reading that over and over ...
"England is hoping star offensive lineman Mikey Owen finds his net form and snatches the championship game off Brazil team owner Phil Scolari. "
Mikey ? Mikey ??!!?
Christ almighty...
Microsoft MVP : Visual Developer - Visual Basic [2004-2005]
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:45 AM
#7
Thread Starter
Fanatic Member
The liver is bad. It must be punished.
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 10:25 AM
#8
Hyperactive Member
How 'bout Seamo?
Originally posted by Wally Pipp
David Seaman
There's Life in Old Dog Yet - Thanks to Hero Seal
Thu Jun 20, 7:20 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - A seal saved an elderly dog from a watery grave after it was swept away by fierce currents in a fast-flowing river in northern England.
Eyewitnesses said the dog, who appeared to be injured before hitting the water, scampered into the River Tees and tried to swim to the opposite bank -- but the current got the better of him.
Suddenly, a seal appeared from the depths and gently pushed the dog, a German Shepherd, into mudflats on the bank.
"I've never seen anything like it and I don't think I ever will," eyewitness Chris Hinds told Reuters Wednesday. "This seal just came out of nowhere. It was like the guardian angel came up.
Hinds took care of the dog until emergency services arrived after Tuesday's rescue.
No owner was immediately tracked down and the dog was being looked after by the RSPCA animal charity. The charity named the dog "Seamo" after David Seaman, the goalkeeper of England's World Cup soccer team "because it was a great save."
Seals are not known for friendliness to dogs, but the RSPCA said they were naturally inquisitive creatures and it could have been just playing.
-
Jun 20th, 2002, 08:02 PM
#9
PowerPoster
Arent Pinnipeds distantly related to Canines?
-
Jun 21st, 2002, 03:46 AM
#10
Lively Member
The US comments on the article say it all. Satire and related forms of humour are still underdeveloped in the US.
Comments please
They made me laugh even more than the article itself
A post brought to you by the Grim Reaper Appreciation Society™
"Buy your lifetime subscription now and save on your coffin"
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
|
Click Here to Expand Forum to Full Width
|