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  1. Jun 17th, 2002, 08:25 AM #1
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    Houdini Sperm

    I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
    My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.

    God Almighty this will be number 6.
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  2. Jun 17th, 2002, 08:31 AM #2
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    Congratulations are in order ?
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  3. Jun 17th, 2002, 08:33 AM #3
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Congratulations are in order ?
    Yes, the initial shock is wearing off now.

    Must buy a television tho'.
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    Congrats Mr. Super Sperm
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  6. Jun 17th, 2002, 08:40 AM #5
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    Originally posted by plenderj
    Congratulations are in order ?

    Sounds like the snip is in order!

    Time to get your bollocks chopped mate!
    Last edited by Guru; Jun 17th, 2002 at 08:50 AM.
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    Re: Houdini Sperm

    Originally posted by GlenW
    I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
    My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.

    God Almighty this will be number 6.


    The dog pregnant again is it?
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  8. Jun 17th, 2002, 03:23 PM #7
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    Congratulations Glen! and Good luck!
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  9. Jun 17th, 2002, 04:14 PM #8
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  11. Jun 18th, 2002, 02:48 AM #9
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    Update

    5 months pregnant!
    5 bloody months - the little darling is due in October.

    Thanks for the congrats, but brandy would have been better, lots of it.

    And the snip is looking a definite possibility, unless I can get some reinforced condoms, that encompass my whole lower body.
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  12. Jun 18th, 2002, 02:52 AM #10
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    Re: Update

    Originally posted by GlenW
    5 months pregnant!
    5 bloody months -
    What? She's only just told you?





    I had the snip a couple of years ago.

    Just thought I'd let you know
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  13. Jun 18th, 2002, 02:55 AM #11
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    She only just found out.
    She's been on a diet for the last month 'cos she was putting on a bit weight.
    I don't really want to go into too much detail about why she thought she wasn't pregnant, thing happening that get your lower face stained you know. But the doc reckons that can happen.
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    Re: Re: Update

    Originally posted by Guru

    I had the snip a couple of years ago.

    Just thought I'd let you know
    I'm terrified at the idea, whats it like?
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  15. Jun 18th, 2002, 03:17 AM #13
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    Re: Re: Re: Update

    Originally posted by GlenW

    I'm terrified at the idea, whats it like?

    Nothing to worry about.


    No, really!
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  16. Jun 18th, 2002, 03:53 AM #14
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Update

    Originally posted by Guru



    Nothing to worry about.


    No, really!
    So afterwards, what does your man milk look like?
    Is it the same?
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  17. Jun 18th, 2002, 04:32 AM #15
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Update

    Originally posted by GlenW

    So afterwards, what does your man milk look like?
    Is it the same?
    Yup!
    I think so....



    Your plums stop hurting after a couple of weeks or so as well
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  18. Jun 18th, 2002, 04:38 AM #16
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Update

    Originally posted by Guru


    Yup!
    I think so....



    Your plums stop hurting after a couple of weeks or so as well
    Had it done too, everything works the same, except I guess I got a lot of little boys down there with headaches now running into that dead end all the time.
    This space for rent...
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    Re: Houdini Sperm

    Originally posted by GlenW
    I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
    My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time.
    OK am I reading this right? Your wife wants you to believe that you made her pregnant over the phone and that the pool does actually need cleaning every day?
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  20. Jun 18th, 2002, 05:52 AM #18
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    Re: Re: Houdini Sperm

    Originally posted by beachbum

    and that the pool does actually need cleaning every day?

    .... and come to think of it, who ever heard of a pool in bloody Newcastle.

    Anyway Glen, have a Brown on me mate.
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  21. Jun 18th, 2002, 07:24 AM #19
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    What f\/cking pool you on about?

    Oh! hang on you must be on about our pool cleaner!
    In Newcastle!
    The only pool cleaner we need is to clean up after son No4.

    Bloody swimming pools in Newcastle? You've obviously never been here. They would freeze over in the summer.
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    Originally posted by GlenW
    Bloody swimming pools in Newcastle? You've obviously never been here. They would freeze over in the summer.
    You're skating on thin ice buddy!! ... oops wrong thread...
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    6!!! Godamm I don't even want one!!
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    Re: Houdini Sperm

    Originally posted by GlenW
    I've just been speaking to my wife on the phone.
    My superhuman little sperm thingies have surpassed themselves this time. They could get out of bin liners the little devils.

    God Almighty this will be number 6.
    Congrats!


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    Originally posted by gravyboy
    6!!! Godamm I don't even want one!!
    Sorry, but where exactly did GlenW say that he wanted them?

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  26. Jun 19th, 2002, 06:56 AM #24
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    Originally posted by Guru


    Sorry, but where exactly did GlenW say that he wanted them?
    There are times, there are times.

    Hope this ones a girl.
    I've got enough with tails.
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  27. Jun 19th, 2002, 07:29 AM #25
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    When is s/he due?


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  28. Jun 19th, 2002, 07:31 AM #26
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    Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
    When is s/he due?
    Early October, but she is normally very early (3 weeks) so it could be middle of September.
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