EXCLUSIVE!!! Batman is not who he says he is!!

[Blade]

In a recently released press statement Commissioner Gordon has this to say:

Edward Nigma (alias the Riddler) escaped from Arkham Asylum some time ago. Though not considered dangerous (due to his fried brain), he was under the illusion that HE is Batman. In an attempt to recreate his glory days of brain washing, he sees the internet as an ideal opportunity and has been posting in many forums, posing as Batman. I believe that all of you are in danger as the person you are all looking up to as Batman is in fact THE RIDDLER!!!!! Please be assured that Gotham City police are tracking this notorious villain down and he will be arrested and re-institutionalised soon. Take care good citizens..

Commissioner Gordon.

You have been warned

Batman is not a vilian and if you bat say that again I will bat blast you into 6th bat Dimension!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SteveCRM]

Listen to him, he almost blasted me there for not cleaning up my wetspots in the batmobile.

[Blade]

It's too late for you DennisWrenn and SteveCRM...you are already brainwashed..

Your only hope lies in the real Batman saving you from this evil menace.

So will the REAL Batman please stand up..........



[Edited by shaunio_uk on 08-21-2000 at 07:02 PM]

[Joker]

Batman, a new evil is in town. Should we declare another bat war?

Lets see how strong your shaunio_uk team is. No one has came close to get rid Batman. Will this be it for Batman? Will the new evil shaunio_uk take over and kill the Riddler? Will shaunio_uk save the real Batman?

Stay tune and find out.

This isnt the time for another batwar,
the bat team has other evils to worry about....

[SteveCRM]

I say we use BatTactics...since our batstrategical planner isn't here, i say we ignore this evil.

Hello Joker, or should I say shaunio_uk.

we already fought you, stop trying to make trouble.

[Joker]

OK you got me Dennis. How did you know it was me? How did you know that I am shaunio_uk?

I Knew all those espionage and detective books would pay off some day!

[Blade]

Denniswrenn - Joker is not me

Joker - Stop pretending you are me or I'll put you back in the acid vat!!

To all 'bat' followers, the truth is out there........

Now, who's afraid of the big black bat?

[parksie]

You should be...Batman's Young Gun Sniper will get you

[Joker]

OK!

I am just playing with you guy. I am not shaunio_uk or am I?

I am going to jump into a batch of sufuric acid.

Everyone is afraid of the big black bat now because he is the Riddler.

[Joker]

J/K!!! I am shaunio_uk!

[Blade]

I'm sorry, your answer must come in the form of a question!

OK Joker, you asked for it,
anywhere, when a Bat Dies, you have to fly over there, I dont care if its on bat mars, doesnt sound too bad?
you have to attach wings to your arms, and fly over, like a helpless bat, and give him a proper funeral where his family lives/used to live, and I hear bats can get mighty cranky if they know a family member is dead and your holding it...
you also did so much that you cant have bat in front of your name.

Bomb Team - Reports to Bat Dennis 
Bat Green Lantern - Construct Bat Cave and Hideout 
Bat CandleStickMaker - Light Boy 
Bat Bomb(Cbomb) - Makes Batman's weapons 
Bat HarryW - Bat Sucide Bomber 
Bat Penguin - Ice Missile 
Joker - Minister for Bat Eulogies

If Batman is not Batman then how can we trust his posts. But if Batman is Batman how can we not trust his posts. Is DennisWrenn DennisWrenn or is he some one else pretending to be DennisWrenn.

Is this a secret plot by kedaman to destory the infamous bat team.

SteveCRM

Shame on you.

Batman

What's with all the chars, that was fun the first few times, but it's getting old pretty quick.

Dennis

If you are thirteen, how come you have the equivalent of a third world country's fire power at home.

All

Just bored really

Speaking of taking over third world countries, hows Australia this time of year?

[SteveCRM]

Ummmmmmm...........I can't come up with a witty reply to that, but just thought I should post.

Batman is Batman
Denniswrenn is Denniswrenn

[S@NSIS]

Quote SteveCRM

Batman is Batman

hmm... I'm not sure, maybe Batman is THE RIDDLER.

Perhaps we should flip for it..

Heads - Batman is Batman

Tails - Batman is The Riddler.

What do you reckon? (I'll flip the coin coz i'm totally impartial here!!)

[The Riddler]

Riddle me this,

Q: Whats black, furry, has wings and says nothing??

A: A dead bat

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hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Somebody stop me!

Batman

How do we know you are really Batman. This could have serious ramifications for this site NOw how can we resolve this to every ones satisfaction. I require a post from Batmnan that only Batman would make.

Dennis

About the same! Petrol is sky rocketing in price, the government refuses to acknowledge the kooris, inflation going up due to GST, and the bleeding olympics are taking all the money which should be spent on health and education. Still under a year to a federal election which should see jack boot johnny and his cronies looking for jobs. Of course they will then just get board positions from their corporate cronies.