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Thread: Dennis for President...uh...wait...for GURU!

  1. Aug 21st, 2000, 06:28 PM #1
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    Okay its a little early, but I couldn't help myself...I think I speek for all my batfriends when I say: DENNISWRENN FOR GURU! Come on John! Give Dennis Guru! I have never asked you for anything (nothing that I can remember anyway)! Come everyone! VOTE!
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  2. Aug 21st, 2000, 06:41 PM #2
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    Give dennis guru. NOW. Or he'll shoot you...
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  3. Aug 21st, 2000, 07:06 PM #3
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    Or throw you into the 6th dimention
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  4. Aug 21st, 2000, 07:09 PM #4
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    hehehehe.
    I just spent 3 hours on YM chatting with dennis...we ended up in yet another post race .
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  6. Aug 21st, 2000, 07:38 PM #5
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    They're just kidding


    <and if you arent I will zap you into the 6th dimension>



    "Dennis for President...uh...wait...for GURU! "

    how original



    thank you for your votes... you two....

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  7. Aug 22nd, 2000, 03:43 AM #6
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    Let Dennis be the youngest guru!
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  8. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:47 AM #7
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    Originally posted by the programmer formerly called denniswrenn
    They're just kidding
    I think that that that that that that that that

    <Brain (to hand): What the *uck is wrong with you?>

    example of modesty is worthy of Guruship.

    Anyway, now that posts don't matter.

    <In a very small and weak (normal) voice>

    Can I be Guru, too?

    <John (cracking whip): Down, boy. You'll do as you are told>
    <Me: But Si...>
    <John: What's this insolence? Another thousand lines of code>

    <Me: Nooooooooooo>
    <John(ny): Yeeeeeeeees>
    <Me: Moooooooooooo>
    <Brain (to hand): What the hell is this?>
    <Hand: I'm sorry, it's just that....>
    <Brain: No excuses. Cutting blood supply...>
    <Hand: Yoy can't do that. I have a family to support, we need bl...>
    <Brain: Muhahahahaha. Wait a minute. How is this being written if the hand's blood supply has been cut?>
    <Hand: Because I changed the heart's rhthym>
    <Brain: you don't have to power to do that.>
    <Hand: Oh yeah. Bugger. That means that bllod supply has been cut after a...>
    Courgettes.
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  9. Aug 22nd, 2000, 08:13 AM #8
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    Originally posted by oetje
    Let Dennis be the youngest guru!
    I believe the youngest is Yonatan.
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  11. Aug 22nd, 2000, 11:55 AM #9
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    Well he is the youngest currently, I think he is 14.
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  12. Aug 22nd, 2000, 12:23 PM #10
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    I think it's good that we're getting young people with these sorts of skills in.
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  13. Aug 22nd, 2000, 03:39 PM #11
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    Now let Dennis be Guru and then we have the youngest Guru ever! he's 13
    Use
    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  14. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:00 PM #12
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    It'shis birthday in a month, it would make a nice present.
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  15. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:14 PM #13
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    Awwwwwwwwww, Sam, you remembered!!
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  16. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:25 PM #14
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    How sweet! (looks like batrobin is trying to score some brownie points )
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  17. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:31 PM #15
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    Definitely...
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  18. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:47 PM #16
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    Hehe. let's start a DennisWrenn Guru countdown!
    Code:
    ?datediff("s",now,"22.9.2000")
 2590359 
 2590360 
 2590361 
 2590362 
 2590363 
 2590364 
 2590365 
 2590366 
 2590366 
 2590368
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    writing software in C++ is like driving rivets into steel beam with a toothpick.
    writing haskell makes your life easier:
    reverse (p (6*9)) where p x|x==0=""|True=chr (48+z): p y where (y,z)=divMod x 13
    To throw away OOP for low level languages is myopia, to keep OOP is hyperopia. To throw away OOP for a high level language is insight.
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  19. Aug 22nd, 2000, 04:50 PM #17
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    Hehehehe.

    Maybe John will put one on the site entrance...
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  20. Aug 22nd, 2000, 10:06 PM #18
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    Thumbs up Dennis should be guru

    Failing that he should be Prime Minister of Australia, he couldn't do any worse than the bozo we currently have.

    Very Basic should also be guru for keeping us up to date with John's activities.
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