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    Thumbs down Vanilla Coke

    I just went to the local AMPM and got myself a "Vanilla Coke." I have to say that it's not what I expected. Unless you like cream soda, I suggest that you don't buy one.

    Feel free to post your comments on it if you have tried it
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    anyone who even tries it is a nincompoop

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    Originally posted by MidgetsBro


    Mendhak... have you been licking toads again? I am talking about cream soda made by A&W... the same company that makes the root beer. Or any other company that makes cream soda. Not "cream soda" if that's what you call it. I have never tasted that so I couldn't really compare them, now could I?
    I know what you're talking about.
    It's a diluted form of the A&W bear's sperm in there. Next time you drink a root beer or the cream soda, try examining the froth under a microscope.

    You'll see white squiggly things. That is the sperm. And what's worse, is the A&W bear is forcefully masturbated everyday for their supply.

    You people are so disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves for drinking that.

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    Originally posted by mendhak


    I know what you're talking about.
    It's a diluted form of the A&W bear's sperm in there. Next time you drink a root beer or the cream soda, try examining the froth under a microscope.

    You'll see white squiggly things. That is the sperm. And what's worse, is the A&W bear is forcefully masturbated everyday for their supply.

    You people are so disgusting. You should be ashamed of yourselves for drinking that.
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    It's sperm!! Goddamnit it's sperm! You're drinking sperm and that's disgusting
    How do you know if it taste like sperm?
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    Originally posted by Nightwalker83


    How do you know if it taste like sperm?
    I saw a documentary on Discovery about this. Even the ASPCA condemned the practices.

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    Originally posted by mendhak


    I saw a documentary on Discovery about this. Even the ASPCA condemned the practices.
    you mean the A & w Sperm Producers and Consumers Association?
    The're just mad cause they don't get as much cling-cling
    to buy the bling bling for their sing sing.


    As for vanilla coke, it tastes like cream soda gone bad.


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    Re: Re: Vanilla Coke

    Originally posted by Nightwalker83


    I have had lemon but not vanilla

    yeah the lemon one is really nice
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