Adieu les Bleus !

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 02:04 AM

France has to win with a 2 goal difference and they are already trailing by 1-0.

Go Denmark ! Send the snail suckers home !

**beachbum** · Jun 11th, 2002, 02:22 AM

Yay Danske land!!! I much preferred the girlies in Denmark to France

ahhhh Copenhagen...... oh this is about football... emm yeah go Denmark..

**RSINGH** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:01 AM

France only need to score 4 now to go through - HA HA HA HA !!!

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:01 AM

And it's 2-0 !

Goodbye and Good riddance !

**mendhak** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:02 AM

They're going to blame Zidane, aren't they?

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:03 AM

Don't sodding care frog boy.
They're off to Paris and quite rightly so.

**RSINGH** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:04 AM

Finally they can stop being so bloody smug.

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:08 AM

Yep !
Next up, the bloody Krauts who are on the next plane to Berlin.
There is a God

**RSINGH** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:11 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Yep !
Next up, the bloody Krauts who are on the next plane to Berlin.
There is a God

Roll on 12.30 - come on Cameroon!! Italy are also on dodgy ground.

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:15 AM

It doesn't get any more embarrassing than this : out of the world cup, not a game won and so far not a goal scored.

This is so sweet

**RSINGH** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:20 AM

3-3 in the other group game - sounds like a cracker.

**mendhak** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:20 AM

Originally posted by RSINGH
3-3 in the other group game - sounds like a cracker.

who?

**Bonker Gudd** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:21 AM

Just seen the stats, Denmark 2 shots on goal (2 goals), France 8 shots on goal (nil goals).

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:23 AM

who will it be then ? Seenitall or Uragay ?

**mendhak** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:27 AM

Orassya

**gravyboy** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:31 AM

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (continue ad infinitum)

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:32 AM

0 MATCHES WON, 0 GOALS, 1 POINT !

Oooooooohyeah, it doesn't get any better than this !!

/hysterical laughter

**Gaffer** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:50 AM

Based on the results today, if England qualify first in the group, they meet Senegal in the next round

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 03:50 AM

Even better :
Holland (not qualified), France (crashed out), Luxembourg (not qualified), Germany (soon to follow France I hope) ... All our neighbours are out of the WC or hopefully will be.

If we somehow make it to the second round I'm going to laugh my arse off for at least 3 weeks

**RSINGH** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:19 AM

And the Germans have had someone sent of. Glorious

This WC is getting better all the time.

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:29 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Bye bye fookin' cheatin' thievin' soddin' Krauts

Err...

Sadly, they only need to draw

**gravyboy** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:31 AM

CAM-ER-OON

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:33 AM

errr

It's actually

CAMEROON

**gravyboy** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:37 AM

Nobody likes a smart hare....

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:42 AM

You've been waiting for ages to say that, haven't you ?

pah ...

/out

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 07:48 AM

0-1

Bloody Kraut bastards

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 08:23 AM

It's decided.

The Irish 3-0 up and the bloody Kraut bastards lead with 2-0

Blast ! And I thought it was going to be a perfect day

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 11th, 2002, 08:30 AM

Fook me what stats !

CMR : 22 fouls, 8 yellow cards, 1 red
GER : 31 fouls, 8 yellow cards, 1 red

Football or rugby ?

**Bonker Gudd** · Jun 12th, 2002, 09:27 AM

Q) What's the difference between a Wonderbra and France?
A) A Wonderbra has decent support and a cup.

Q) What's the difference between France and Grimsby Fishermen?
A) Grimsby fisherman score quite regularly and know where the back of the net is.

Q) What's the difference between a mini and Barthez's goal?
A) You can only fit 2 comfortably in the back of a mini.

Q) What's the difference between a new student and the French?
A) After two weeks a student has managed to score at least once.

Q) What's the most expensive ticket on the black market in Japan?
A) The next flight from Tokyo to Charles de Gaulle.

Q) What's the difference between France's and China's world cup campaign?
A) 3 days.

Q) What's the difference between France's World Cup campaign and Garlic?
A) Garlic has influence and tends to lingers around longer then French football.

Q) What's the difference between French Football and the Euro?
A) The whole of Europe is united in it's view on French Football.

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in Traffic and thinks to himself, this traffic seems worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window.

"Officer what's the hold up?"

The officer replies: "It's a French fan, he's just so depressed about losing to the Danish, being knocked out of the world cup, finishing behind England, and the prospect of winning bugger all after gobbing off all year, he's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him, his mates are all laughing at him and he has never had a bath, I'm walking around taking a collection for him."

"Really?" says the executive "How much have you collected?"

"So far," replies the policeman, "only half a gallon, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

**barrk** · Jun 12th, 2002, 10:10 AM

**nad_scorp** · Jun 12th, 2002, 11:54 AM

DAMMIT Not Argentina

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