I have found the truth...

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:01 AM

I spent about 10 days in a monastery in Nepal, seeking enlightenment. And I have found the truth.

The problem to everything is religion. It's caused all the wars, conflicts, hatred, divisions, yadda yadda yadda. Religion has now been corrupted beyond repair, no amount of reinstallations can fix this fvcked up concept. If you wish to attain salvation, or if you wish to escape all this, then please commit suicide. Suicide is the only way.

If you think that religion is a discipline of life, a way to lead your life, that religion is 'pure', then woo boy you must be blind. Take a look around you.

Suicide is the only way

This is for the hardcore christians out there:

I have found the only way to attain salvation: suicide.
Suicide is not a sin. It's just an idea that arose from false teachings in the Dark Ages. In fact, it should be preferred...

Colossians 3:3
For ye are dead and your life is hid with Christ in God.

When we received salvation we used the term "giving our life to Christ." So we should give our life to Christ, and kill ourselves.

Whoever seeks to save his life will lose it. Whoever loses His life for my sake shall gain it.
-Jesus Christ

Suicide is the only way

*looks around empty forum* Whew! I got away with that one

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:05 AM

Suicide is the only way

You got that right

BTW love the pic in your sig.

**Nucleus** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:12 AM

so what's the date for your suicide froggy?

I'm just taking Le Cordon Bleu cooking course at the moment and we need more ingredients.

ps make sure you don't poison yourself

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by Nucleus
so what's the date for your suicide froggy?

I'm just taking Le Cordon Bleu cooking course at the moment and we need more ingredients.

ps make sure you don't poison yourself

I'm not seeking salvation, but I'm trying to get others to do that.

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:34 AM

Originally posted by mendhak

I'm not seeking salvation, but I'm trying to get others to do that.

You're trying to get others to commit suicide?

**Nucleus** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:40 AM

Originally posted by mendhak

I'm not seeking salvation, but I'm trying to get others to do that.

You philanthropist you.

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by Nightwalker83

You're trying to get others to commit suicide?

Jeez, you don't have to put it so harshly...

I prefer to use the phrase

"Cajoling people to attain instant salvation"

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:43 AM

Originally posted by mendhak

Jeez, you don't have to put it so harshly...

I prefer to use the phrase

"Cajoling people to attain instant salvation"

Why are you doing it?

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Nightwalker83

Why are you doing it?

Because I'm such a pure, altruist soul, seeking good for everyone.

**cafeenman** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:02 AM

Originally posted by mendhak
Suicide is the only way

When I get back from a nice vacation, the first thing that comes to my mind is getting banned from a forum. I see we think alike in that regard.

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by cafeenman

When I get back from a nice vacation, the first thing that comes to my mind is getting banned from a forum. I see we think alike in that regard.

Who doesn't

**cafeenman** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:07 AM

Nightwalker, I think you should strongly consider making your sig a little longer. I noticed you don't have any links to oral hygiene for eskimo sled dogs.

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by cafeenman
Nightwalker, I think you should strongly consider making your sig a little longer. I noticed you don't have any links to oral hygiene for eskimo sled dogs.

Not to mention, not a single pic of a wax replica of Margaret Thatcher.

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by cafeenman
Nightwalker, I think you should strongly consider making your sig a little longer. I noticed you don't have any links to oral hygiene for eskimo sled dogs.

What are u on about?

**cafeenman** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by Nightwalker83

What are u on about?

My third cigarette today. How about you?

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by cafeenman

My third cigarette today. How about you?

Drugs

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:23 AM

Ha ha ha. That was so funny.

**DragonFly** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:52 AM

Wow... you are such a nice guy Mendhak...

I am sure there are quite a few depressive teens around here who would love to join your new religion.

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:53 AM

Please convert Westlife, 'N Sync or Atomic Kitten.

We'll be eternally grateful, with the possible exeption of Gary Lowe of course.

**Vanguard-MnC** · Jun 10th, 2002, 01:54 AM

oh so its normal for a teen to get depressed and suicidal! phew

**beachbum** · Jun 10th, 2002, 02:15 AM

I have read that many frogs rarely travel more than 20 metres or so from their home in their entire life... where did u go for holidays frog boy? The kitchen?

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 10th, 2002, 02:16 AM

the bog

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by beachbum
I have read that many frogs rarely travel more than 20 metres or so from their home in their entire life... where did u go for holidays frog boy? The kitchen?

You must have confused frogs with flies. Frogs don't even venture away from their ponds. They just pretend to go on vacation.

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by DragonFly
Wow... you are such a nice guy Mendhak...

I am sure there are quite a few depressive teens around here who would love to join your new religion.

Yes please

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:10 AM

Originally posted by Nightwalker83

Yes please

Jesus...

**rinoaheartilly** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by Nucleus
so what's the date for your suicide froggy?

I'm just taking Le Cordon Bleu cooking course at the moment and we need more ingredients.

ps make sure you don't poison yourself

Stuffed frog anyone?

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:18 AM

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly

Stuffed frog anyone?

Hey!! That's no way to treat a cult prophet!

**rinoaheartilly** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:23 AM

That's being nice. Wanna do nasty? I can do that if you want

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
That's being nice. Wanna do nasty? I can do that if you want

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

**cafeenman** · Jun 10th, 2002, 05:43 AM

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
That's being nice. Wanna do nasty? I can do that if you want

Are you the one who created the "Frog in a blender?"

**mendhak** · Jun 10th, 2002, 06:02 AM

Joe Cartoon!! I knew it was you!

**Nightwalker83** · Jun 10th, 2002, 06:57 AM

Originally posted by rinoaheartilly
That's being nice. Wanna do nasty? I can do that if you want

Vicky,

I did think you had it in you

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