Mwahahahahaha!

[gravyboy]

Evil Plans Are Cool Today...

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your plague of doom, bringing about rivers that run red with blood. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[crptcblade]

You're a Unitarian?

[gravyboy]

Hold on while I look that up...

[gravyboy]

Still don't get it...

a religion that keeps an open mind to the religious questions people have struggled with in all times and places. We believe that personal experience, conscience and reason should be the final authorities in religion, and that in the end religious authority lies not in a book or person or institution, but in ourselves. We are a "non-creedal" religion: we do not ask anyone to subscribe to a creed.
http://www.uua.org

and I'm alarmed that you are clearly learned in such off-the-wall religion...

[gravyboy]

Nope stil no clearer...

everyone has the right to seek truth and meaning for themselves.
the fundamental tools for doing this are your own life experience, your reflection upon it, your intuitive understanding and the promptings of your own conscience.
the best setting for this is a community that welcomes you for who you are, complete with your beliefs, doubts and questions.
http://www.unitarian.org.uk

Unless you mean that by accumulating the worlds souls and destroying population by plague and pestilence, that I am welcome into the Unitarian Church - which I may say is therefore more liberal than they give themselves credit for...

[DerFarm]

Unitarians: the First Church of Atheists.

[gravyboy]

Originally posted by DerFarm
Unitarians: the First Church of Atheists.

Amen!