I get up when I want ...

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:34 AM

Except on wedensdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen

**DragonFly** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:42 AM

They love a bit of it

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:44 AM

OI who's that gut-lord marching, You should cut down on your pork life mate, GET SOME EXERCISE

Sorry df, just saw Jello walking up the road and had to mention it to him

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:48 AM

That was a blur Ian

*zooom* as it went over his head

**DragonFly** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:50 AM

All the people.......... so many people... and they all go hand in hand...

No what I mean

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:55 AM

I met him in a crowded forum
where people go to chat away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of the Charmless wally

Educated the cheap and nasty way
He knows his fanta from his Lemonade
I think he'd like to have been Ozzie Ozbourne
But then nature didn't make him that way

He thinks his educated ears
Those family Carrots
Will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of Geeks
Who just pretend
That they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless Wally

He knows the whingers and their cavalry
Says he can get into Microsft for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless wally I just had to hide

**Flustor** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:57 AM

boys who like boys to be girls like their girls

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:58 AM

Oh goodness, it's Ian John !

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:58 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Oh goodness, it's Ian John !

OI I wish you would just shut up

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 05:59 AM

Looking for trouble queenie ?

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:03 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Looking for trouble queenie ?

I got my head shaved
by a Jumbo Jet
It wasn't Easy
But nothing is

THat's how hard I am, so bring it on

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:06 AM

You're a big softie you.
Put 'm up then. You and me, outside NOW, nancy boy !

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:08 AM

Ozzie Ozbourne ... Hah ! I'll give you an Ozzie Oz bore allright

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:13 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
Ozzie Ozbourne ... Hah ! I'll give you an Ozzie Oz bore allright

Tender is the night
Lying by your side
Tender is the touch
Of someone that you love too much
Tender is my heart you know
For screwing up my life
Oh Lord I need to find
Someone who can heal my mind

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:18 AM

You're really slaving away again. You need some rest mate. A few days off.

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:21 AM

If I had somethign that vaguely resembled work , then I would be more than happy to do it

**HarryW** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I met him in a crowded forum
where people go to chat away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of the Charmless wally

Educated the cheap and nasty way
He knows his fanta from his Lemonade
I think he'd like to have been Ozzie Ozbourne
But then nature didn't make him that way

He thinks his educated ears
Those family Carrots
Will protect him
That we'll respect him
He moves in circles of Geeks
Who just pretend
That they like him
He does the same to them
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless Wally

He knows the whingers and their cavalry
Says he can get into Microsft for free
I began to go a little cross-eyed
And from this charmless wally I just had to hide

Good call Ian, managed to get out of spelling beaujolais I see

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:24 AM

You forgot "it" again Ian

**Ianpbaker** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:26 AM

Originally posted by Wally Pipp
You forgot "it" again Ian

Now that one did go flying over my head

**Wally Pipp** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:27 AM

Practically everything goes over your head these days

**Pix** · Jun 6th, 2002, 06:55 AM

So give me coffee and tv easily
I've seen so much I'm going blind and I'm braindead virtually

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