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  1. Aug 19th, 2000, 08:33 AM #1
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    Why is it that I can only eat a whole kebab when I'm drunk? And why do I only drop bits of it on me when I'm sober?
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  2. Aug 19th, 2000, 09:02 AM #2
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    When you're drunk you don't care what you eat so you're capable of eating a kebab . And you do drop bits on yourself when drunk, but everything's so blurred that you don't notice .
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    I do actually like kebabs even when sober though (I reckon our main kebab house is the best kebab house in the whole fricking world) but I can never finish one. And I seriously don't drop bits on me when I'm drunk cos my clothes are clean in the morning (well nearly).
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  4. Aug 19th, 2000, 09:16 AM #4
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    Donner is turkish for "No Sex Tonight" when you're drunk this doesn't affect you as the implications of the statement are cushioned by your inhebriated haze. But when you're sober you realize that you are just munching away the edible embodiment of a no sex evening and you shake with fear, spilling reconstituted meat products and chilli sauce everywhere.
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    *Nods and strokes beard knowingly*

    Mmm, as always the wise and eloquent Sam has an interesting theory
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  7. Aug 19th, 2000, 09:59 PM #6
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    Talking haha!

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  8. Aug 19th, 2000, 10:09 PM #7
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    [list=a][*][*][*][*][*]I cant think of anything[*]why does parksie keep making these questions up? [/list=a]
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  9. Aug 20th, 2000, 05:03 AM #8
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    Sophtware - so that they had more weight on...cause more crash damage! (...or not...)
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  11. Aug 20th, 2000, 01:08 PM #9
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    Thumbs up :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

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  12. Aug 22nd, 2000, 06:12 AM #10
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    alright then what about why, when a man goes out drinking he will drink too much then go down town eat a kebab and shortly after throw it all back up again, and claim that the "bloody turks poisoned me"
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  13. Aug 22nd, 2000, 10:04 AM #11
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    Why are wrong numbers never engaged?
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  14. Aug 22nd, 2000, 10:38 AM #12
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    Why don't your mates tell you that the bird you chat up when pissed has fallen from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, and has teeth like a row of bombed houses.
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  15. Aug 22nd, 2000, 08:58 PM #13
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    hehehehe

    Cause thats what friends are for gary...haha
    ive let that happen to my friends before...
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