How much do you cost?

**Emo** · May 31st, 2002, 01:19 AM

Have you ever wondered that???

http://www.humanforsale.com/default.asp

by the way, I'm worth $1,631,512.00

-Emo

**HaxSoft** · May 31st, 2002, 01:23 AM

I do my calculations on an hourly basis ... and including my sales tax and all, I'd say 0.79 cents per minute.

Too expensive? Call someone else.

**SurfDemon** · May 31st, 2002, 10:32 AM

Today's Most Expensive Females

#1. Value = $1,600,952.00 IQ=83

**SurfDemon** · May 31st, 2002, 10:34 AM

P.S. Apparently I'm worth $2,275,084.00. which would put me at #3, but I haven't turned up yet

DerFarm · May 31st, 2002, 10:43 AM

You are worth exactly: $1,923,994.00.

**InvisibleDuncan** · May 31st, 2002, 10:45 AM

$2,038,054.00. I wonder if I was penalised for not doing the SAT score and location, since it was set up for North America only.

**SurfDemon** · May 31st, 2002, 10:47 AM

I don't think so, because I didn't enter anything for those either.

**InvisibleDuncan** · May 31st, 2002, 10:51 AM

My God - how big did you say your ***** was, then?

**SurfDemon** · May 31st, 2002, 10:55 AM

Oh, I thought it saids Pen's...

**parksie** · May 31st, 2002, 10:59 AM

You are worth exactly: $2,120,370.00.

Unregistered vb · May 31st, 2002, 11:19 AM

You are worth exactly: $3,037,258.00.

funny you guys don't think that

I answered everything true
wonder what would happen if I lied.

**parksie** · May 31st, 2002, 11:29 AM

I probably got marked down for guessing on the bizarre American questions. What IS a grade point average, anyway? Or a SAT?

**SurfDemon** · May 31st, 2002, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Unregistered vb
You are worth exactly: $3,037,258.00.

funny you guys don't think that
I answered everything true
wonder what would happen if I lied.

Why would we think that?

Personally, I think you're priceless

**plenderj** · May 31st, 2002, 11:38 AM

Well actually I'm worth €125 per hour plus VAT for on-site jobs ...

... oh and 1 kg != 2.2lbs surely.
that'd mean I weith about 22 lbs

**parksie** · May 31st, 2002, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by plenderj
... oh and 1 kg != 2.2lbs surely.
that'd mean I weith about 22 lbs

You only weigh 10kg? I can carry that in one hand...

**plenderj** · May 31st, 2002, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by parksie
You only weigh 10kg? I can carry that in one hand...

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i weigh about 10 stone, not kilo.

nevermind

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**Pix** · May 31st, 2002, 12:09 PM

You are worth exactly: $2,291,182.00

**chrisjk** · May 31st, 2002, 12:17 PM

you're worth more than me honey

i keep telling you you're better than me, now I have proof

**JPicasso** · May 31st, 2002, 12:18 PM

You are worth exactly: $4.00

DOH!

**Pix** · May 31st, 2002, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by chrisjk
you're worth more than me honey

i keep telling you you're better than me, now I have proof

Not according to our survey of 100 people

What did they say you were worth anyway?

**chrisjk** · May 31st, 2002, 12:22 PM

I'm not saying because it was pathetically low

**Pix** · May 31st, 2002, 12:24 PM

well you must have filled it out wrong then

[whisper] you can tell me [/whisper]

Unregistered vb · May 31st, 2002, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by parksie
I probably got marked down for guessing on the bizarre American questions. What IS a grade point average, anyway? Or a SAT?

If i remember right. SAT standered Achivement Test
4.0=100%
3.0=90%
2.0=80%
1.0=70%

anything less 0 or a F

**cafeenman** · May 31st, 2002, 12:27 PM

I'll do just about anything (restrictions apply) for a quarter.

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