It's that time of year again

[Guru]

Appraisals

What an absolute friggin, pig ****tin' waste of time they are as well

Grrrrrrr......

[Gaffer]

/me smiles a smug contractors smile

I don't know why they don't appraise contractors though

[Jim Brown]

Complete and utter ****

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Gaffer
/me smiles a smug contractors smile

I don't know why they don't appraise contractors though

"You're crap, goodbye" that pretty much all they need

[Guru]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker


"You're crap, goodbye" that pretty much all they need

Speaking from experience there Ian?

[Pix]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker


"You're crap, goodbye" that pretty much all they need

*gets Guru and Ian a pint to cheer them up*

[DerFarm]

I particularly love the part about: "What can you do to improve
your performance?"


Last year I put down "Stop mis-spelling MicroSoft". This year, the
SOB asked me if I was successful, if so how could I prove it. My
3% raise was on the line.

I showed him:

Function BuildConnectionString(FilePath_Name As String, _
                               Optional strVersion As String) As String
'So I dont have to remember how to spell MicroSoft again

   Dim Result As String, strTemp As String
   
   Result = ""
   strTemp = strVersion
   If strTemp = "" Then strTemp = "4.0"
   Result = "Provider=Microsoft.Jet.OLEDB." & strTemp & ";Data Source=" & FilePath_Name
   
Xit_BuildConnectionString:
    BuildConnectionString = Result
End Function

Reviewer was so impressed that the raise went from 3% to 6%.

[Ianpbaker]

Originally posted by Guru


Speaking from experience there Ian?

Only once, and it was for a contract that I hated anyway, but they put it a bit more polietly

[barrk]

they put it a bit more polietly

A little more like, "You look lovely in that teddy but, "You're crap, goodbye"