Let's talk about Wally while he's gone thread

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 03:12 PM

Umm... I can't think of anything to say. But someone should. Otherwise I'd have to delete this thread because it would look really stupid if there were no responses.

Anyway, that's all I have to say about Wally.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 03:19 PM

Wally's carrot is actually smaller than it appears in the mirror!

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 03:20 PM

That's why he likes pineapples so much.

DerFarm · May 28th, 2002, 03:22 PM

Wally's a cow

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 03:24 PM

too much beer makes Wally's ears floppy!

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 03:25 PM

shhhh.... I heard that Wally performs oral sex on his Teddy bear.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by cafeenman
shhhh.... I heard that Wally performs oral sex on his Teddy bear.

How did you know he calls me that!

Wally is a wild hare!

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 03:30 PM

He's cheating on you. The bear I was told about is stuffed - and not in a good way (I know what you're thinking).

I have pictures, but common decency precludes me from sharing them.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 03:35 PM

Are you sure it wasn't just his pet stuffed beaver?

**SLH** · May 28th, 2002, 03:35 PM

If he makes you ware a paper bag over your head (with appropriate holes

), then he's cheating on you.

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Are you sure it wasn't just his pet stuffed beaver?

Actually, it sort of looks like Chris. I wonder if Pix knows.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 05:13 PM

poor pix will be devastated

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 05:16 PM

I need someone to comfort. I'll give her my address.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 05:20 PM

Her heart belongs only to Chris......after all, it's difficult not to love a guy once you've shared a combine with him!

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Her belongs only to Chris......after all it's difficult not to love a guy once you've shared a combine with him!

That may change when she finds out about Wally though. Maybe I should forward her the pic. It's really disgusting though, and the way the Teddy's head is thrown back, I can't conclusively say that it is Chris. But those certainly look like his feet.

**barrk** · May 28th, 2002, 05:50 PM

Chris is a monkeh not a teddy bear!

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 05:53 PM

is there a difference between stuffed bear feet and stuffed monkey feet?

They all look alike to me. OK, I'll give Chris the benefit of the doubt. But that's definitely Wally in the photo.

**chrisjk** · May 28th, 2002, 06:00 PM

hey now, i'm no beaver, I'm a munkeh, and i've never seen wally so the beaver/munkeh in that picture is fake!

**Pix** · May 28th, 2002, 06:09 PM

My Chris isn't a beaver, he's a cheeky munkeh

And even if he was a beaver, it wouldn't change how I felt about him

**cafeenman** · May 28th, 2002, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by Pix
My Chris isn't a beaver, he's a cheeky munkeh

And even if he was a beaver, it wouldn't change how I felt about him

How would you feel if you found out he was getting down with a male rabbit though? Just curious. I'm pretty sure now that's not him in the pic.

**Pix** · May 28th, 2002, 06:17 PM

Must have been an imposter; Chris loves the female form too much to do anything like that

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