Poem (ok, limerick) Thread

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:40 AM

Rules: The next person fills in the next line of the poem...

There was a young lady from Spain,

**Bonker Gudd** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:44 AM

Who's muff was left out in the rain,

**mendhak** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:47 AM

She went berzerk

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:49 AM

when some strange jerk,

**InvisibleDuncan** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:51 AM

Got it caught in the wheels of his train.

**Wally Pipp** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:52 AM

messed up this poem by not abiding to the rules and the rythm

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:53 AM

Yaaayyy!!!!

**Wally Pipp** · May 22nd, 2002, 03:59 AM

A man came from Newcastle ...

**mendhak** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:00 AM

Looking for someone to hassle

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:07 AM

he went on the hunt,

**Bonker Gudd** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:19 AM

using something too blunt

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:35 AM

you can't kill a fox with a tassle

**mendhak** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:37 AM

lol

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:38 AM

There was an old woman from Cork ...

**mendhak** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:39 AM

Who ate her rice with a fork

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:43 AM

She liked what she ate . . .

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:47 AM

but discovered too late...

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:49 AM

She'd cleaned up a bowl of dog-food!

**mendhak** · May 22nd, 2002, 04:52 AM

huh?

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:02 AM

Sorry . . .
She'd eaten a flagon of BORK!

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:11 AM

I was sitting one day on the grass

**Ianpbaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:18 AM

THinking what a nice arse

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:19 AM

When down came my zip...

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:25 AM

I felt my heart skip...

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:44 AM

'cos I did a wee pee in a glass!

**Wally Pipp** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:46 AM

Have I ruined it again ?

**Ianpbaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 05:53 AM

THere was a young man from Hastings ...

**gravyboy** · May 22nd, 2002, 06:02 AM

Who received such frequent pastings...

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 06:05 AM

it was all of that glue...

**InvisibleDuncan** · May 22nd, 2002, 06:53 AM

And the heroin too...

**RSINGH** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:10 AM

that his technique was so low in the ratings.

**Gaffer** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:15 AM

LOL

Best thread this week!!!!

**RSINGH** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:27 AM

Left us unable to speak,

**Gaffer** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:30 AM

Some lips started to pucker,

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:34 AM

and said "what a sucker"

**RSINGH** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:35 AM

I really must go for a leak.

**Ianpbaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:37 AM

there was a young boy called johnny.

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:38 AM

in love with a girl named Bonny

**Ianpbaker** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:39 AM

whenever they met

**Flustor** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:40 AM

they called on their pet...

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