ROFLMAO! @ Canada

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:30 PM

question #23 on the bastard test
http://test3.thespark.com/bastardtest/bastard.cgi

Canada is a place for prostitutes and their chlamydia-infected clients, and it's a damn good thing they have nationalized health care.
TRUE ( ) FALSE ( )

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:33 PM

#44 Have you been with a prostitute?
Yes No

#45 Why not, was she just too expensive?
Yes No

ROF!

**crptcblade** · May 21st, 2002, 08:33 PM

Now how does that help the world?

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:34 PM

ah its only canada.. come on

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:36 PM

FACT The most bastardly age group so far is 27 year olds. 27 year olds average 46% bastard.

FACT Guys who like the taste of coffee are more likely to cheat on their girlfriends.

FACT Men who have been with prostitutes have more smelly armpits.

FACT Catholics are more likely to spit on you.

FACT Dirtbags who like childporn should burn in hell.

**cafeenman** · May 21st, 2002, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by MegaMan
ah its only Puerto Rico.. come on

Exactly.

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by cafeenman

I am a clone of G.W.B.

**cafeenman** · May 21st, 2002, 08:43 PM

Yes, I am a Great White Bastard clone.

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by cafeenman
Yes, I am a Dumb White Bastard clan member.

**cafeenman** · May 21st, 2002, 08:46 PM

So basically, all your indignation in the other thread was just for show, because apparently it's OK with you to be as insulting as you want to be, yet nobody else is allowed to be. But you didn't like it that everyone could see through your BS.

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by cafeenman
So basically, all your indignation in the other thread was just for show, because apparently it's OK with you to be as insulting as you want to be, yet nobody else is allowed to be. But you didn't like it that everyone could see through your BS.

hmm.. no sir i think youre mistaken, im not pretending to be better than everyone. the whole english-americanism is a very sensative topic for me and i dont think you could EVER relate. besides im no angel i can do as i please just like the rest of you.

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:52 PM

double standards are best when they are mine ;-)

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:53 PM

and the results are in:

PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

ASs
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

no i dont think im madonna.

http://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi

**crptcblade** · May 21st, 2002, 08:54 PM

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by crptcblade
I pity the fool who's hair is on fire

**cafeenman** · May 21st, 2002, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by MegaMan
and the results are in:

PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )

ASs
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

no i dont think im madonna.

http://test3.thespark.com/person/person.cgi

Take a real personality test like the MMPI. The results won't be want you want them to be.

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 08:59 PM

the other one said i was 64% bastard lol

**crptcblade** · May 21st, 2002, 08:59 PM

**MegaMan** · May 21st, 2002, 09:00 PM

what u gettin upset about lol

**crptcblade** · May 21st, 2002, 09:01 PM

**cafeenman** · May 21st, 2002, 09:04 PM

I think it would be cool to have hair that burned perpetually. But it would suck when I had to put gas in my car.

**mendhak** · May 21st, 2002, 09:28 PM

**Gimlin** · May 22nd, 2002, 06:51 AM

**Wally Pipp** · May 22nd, 2002, 07:00 AM

Boys and their toys ...

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