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  1. May 21st, 2002, 10:12 AM #1
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    Angry Oh, very bloody funny.

    A (former) friend just picked up the picture of my wife from my desk, waved it at our new secretary and asked her "Don't you think Duncan's wife is far too good-looking for him?"

    Tellingly, she refused to answer.
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  2. May 21st, 2002, 10:18 AM #2
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    What a prat!!! I'd go ****ing mental me

    Didn't you post a pic of your better half waaaaayyyy back?
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  3. May 21st, 2002, 10:23 AM #3
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    What a prat!!! I'd go ****ing mental me

    Didn't you post a pic of your better half waaaaayyyy back?
    If I remember correctly, it could be be now considered as a mis-repersentation of Duncan.

    *Tip toes out before getting a slap
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  4. May 21st, 2002, 10:24 AM #4
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    Well, I wasn't particularly amused. One less pint I need to buy on my birthday, though.

    I did, way back in the "what do we look like" thread. To be fair to him, he probably has a point.
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  6. May 21st, 2002, 10:25 AM #5
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    If I remember correctly, it could be be now considered as a mis-repersentation of Duncan.

    *Tip toes out before getting a slap
    Too slow.

    *SLAP*

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  7. May 21st, 2002, 10:28 AM #6
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    Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too

    I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
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    Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too

    I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
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    Thumbs up

    Originally posted by Gaffer
    specially when he smells like a gibbon....
    HA HA HA - Love it!
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    Yeah, public shows of humiliation always itches my arsehole too

    I remember an old "friend" asking me in front of loads of mates if I had married "Tiny" yet... I ****ing lost it with him later.... not good on my part, but it annoys me, specially when he smells like a gibbon....
    If he'd been taking the piss out of my better half rather than me, there would have been a serious explosion. As it was, I just settled for being a little, um, cutting in response.
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    Luckily we don't have any piss taking ******s where I work.
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  13. May 21st, 2002, 10:45 AM #11
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    I can imagine you explading Dunc..... herein lies the reason I don't **** with you
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    Originally posted by InvisibleDuncan
    As it was, I just settled for being a little, um, cutting in response.
    Knowing how cutting you can be, I'd like to have heard that.
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    Originally posted by Guru
    Luckily we don't have any piss taking ******s where I work.
    What DO you have?

    5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses
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    Originally posted by Gaffer
    I can imagine you explading Dunc..... herein lies the reason I don't **** with you
    Me? Meek, mild-mannered me?

    I'm gentle and lovely, I am.
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    I would've gone ballistic though ...
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    Originally posted by Gaffer


    5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses

    Well....

    Fackin' Ladaners
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  19. May 21st, 2002, 10:55 AM #17
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    Originally posted by RSINGH
    Knowing how cutting you can be, I'd like to have heard that.
    Well, I don't think he'll be doing that agin.
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    Originally posted by Gaffer


    5 of my project team of 15 people are serious brownnosers... I mean, professional. 2 make me laugh, 1 has a ****ing big, loud, and uninteresting mouth, one is a plastic paddy ( ), 2 jocks, and the rest are my bosses

    Well....

    Fackin' Ladaners

    Perhaps you need to ask my colleages if any piss-taking ******s work here!
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