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May 17th, 2002, 03:40 PM
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Thread Starter
Hyperactive Member
Baby Airplanes..
A young boy was flying with his mother on Southwest Airlines.
The boy looks at this Mommy and says "Mommy, if big dog make baby dogs, and big cats make baby cats, do big airplanes make baby airplanes?
The Mom says "I think that's a question for the stewardess son, go ask her"
The little boy flags down the stewardess and asks his questions. The stewardess asks the boy "Did your Mommy ask me to explain this to you?" The little boy confesses that his mother did.
The stewardess tells the little boy. You go tell your Mom that this airplane never makes baby airplanes because at Soutwest Airlines we always pull out in time.
...and ask her to explain that to you!!!!!!"
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May 17th, 2002, 08:09 PM
#2
Frenzied Member
You just proved that sig advertisements work.
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May 17th, 2002, 08:50 PM
#3
Heh, heh, heh. You go, girl.
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May 18th, 2002, 07:54 AM
#4
Monday Morning Lunatic
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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May 18th, 2002, 11:45 AM
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Frenzied Member
Government is another way to say better…than…you.
It’s like ice but no pick, a murder charge that won’t stick,
it’s like a whole other world where you can smell the food,
but you can’t touch the silverware.
Huh, what luck. Fascism you can vote for.
Humph, isn’t that sweet?
And we’re all gonna die some day, because that’s the American way
-Stone Sour
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