It's true. I got told tonight that my nearest drinking buddy (my next door neighbour) has to stay off the booze for at least two months (apparently the big woosy has two stomach ulcers). His doc says it's probably to do with the amount of booze he has guzzled in the last year or so. His wife recons it's from going binge drinking with me (we moved into our house 1 year ago). It's not my fault they don't teach basic drinking in school here.

His life is going to be hell over the summer. I'll be sitting out in the garden cracking tinnie after tinnie, and he'll be drinking Evian. Tee hee hee hee.

I am such a b*stard at times

SD