On a dark desert Super highway
Cool bytes in my hair
Warm smell of Heatsinks
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering site
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the browser window
I heard the groans
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a thread
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the forums
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of posts at the Hotel vbforums
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Her mind is Bonker Gudded
She's got the Curry Stains
She's got a lot of Weird, Weird boys
That she calls friends
How they post in the forums
Sweet summer sweat
Some Post to remember
Some post to forget
So I called up the Admin
Please bring me my Ban
He said
We haven't banned anyone here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel vbforums
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel vbforums
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies
polls on the ceiling
Attachments on ice
And she said
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the Forum Feedback
They gathered for the feast
They flame it with their steely tounges
But they just can't get the beast to leave
Last thing I remember
I was running for the X
I had to find the link back to the place I was before
Relax said the Admins
We are programed to recieve
You can log out any time you like
But you can never leave
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