We call our children by numbers.

When I got divorced I kept my 3 children.
Katie, Adam & Scott

Shellie has a son from her 1st marriage.
Nick

And we have 1 together.
Luke - a 10 month superstar

Now Katie is reffered to as 1
Adam 2
Nick 3
Scott 4
Luke 5

Yesterday when I got in from work I was looking forward to eating the 2 donuts I knew were in the fridge.

But they were gone!

Now Scott loves donuts and was the prime suspect. I called him downstairs and said
"4 have you eaten my donuts?"

And he replied
"Yes I, 8 1, but 3 8 1 2"

Honest it really happened.