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  1. Apr 11th, 2002, 03:16 AM #1
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    Thumbs up Thread that was a piss poor fart joke but is now a discussion about the word 'till'

    >A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots
    >the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the
    >fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
    >
    >Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
    >noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up
    >from somewhere.
    >
    >As she turns back, and there standing next to her is a salesman.
    >
    >"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
    >
    >Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
    >vehicle?"
    >
    >He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to
    >5hit yourself when you hear the price.
    Last edited by Guru; Apr 11th, 2002 at 04:20 AM.
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