m'kay, I'm looking for a cheap crappy laptop to get me on the school's wireless LAN. So all it needs is a 200 MHz Pentium (or K5/6/whatever), 32 MB RAM, and 1.5 GB HDD. The kicker? Including shipping, $75 or less. Of course it needs everything like a CD-ROM, battery, perfect screen (size doesn't matter as long as it doesn't look retardedly small), and AC adapter.

*waits for the laughter to die down*

Anything good on eBay/somewhere else REPUTABLE?