"I'll go back to the states when the beer stops tasting like it has been strained through an old used pair of my jockey junior Y fronts"

Phantomd after a recent trip to LA...........

"If Netscape and Yahoo merged would the new company be called Net 'N' Yahoo"

Larry Ellison...remarkably with no F words.

"I have never understood women only two times in my life, before marriage and after marriage"

Anon

"I want get married again. I will just find a women l hate and give her a house and avoid the grief!"

Caren't remember that one.