What Euro Parliament Thingy ?
That huge building where half of Brussels errrm "work" ?

A story eh ...

How about the guards story ?

There was a guard (walloon) standing outside a conference room and a walloon excellency wandered in smoking.
Guard says : "Please sir, no smoking allowed in here"
Excellency says : "Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of that. I'll put it out immediately. Thank you"
A few days later, same excellency, other guard (flemish this time).
Excellency wanders in smoking.
Guard says : "Please sir, no smoking allowed in here"
Excellency looks at him as if he were a turd and throws his cigarette stub on the ground and puts it out haughtily. Next he blows smoke in the guards face and enters without a word of thank you.
Guard complains to his boss and got told off because he dared questioning a European dignitary



PS: all actors were Belgian and all spoke french at the occasion.

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