*Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

*Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a lot like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

*if Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and Tampa Bay Buccaneers

are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

*If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean one enjoys it?


*"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence. Could it be "I do" is the longest sentence?


*Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?


*If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


*Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.


*When someone asks A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


*Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?


*When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?


*Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

*Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the

postage stamps, so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

*If it's true we are here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?


*Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.


*Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?