I think you killed it with this modified simpsons quote

Originally posted by ghost ryder


GR: ACH! where ya hail from?
SD: north kilt town
GR: no foolin, im from north kilt town! do you know angus mcleoud?
SD: wait a minute, theres no angus mcleoud in north kilt town, why, your not scottish at all!!

It was a good one though.

Acme grease and shovel company.....