my friend peter
hes like a parking meter
a real pain in the ass
arrogant like military brass
talking all this smack bout how
hes gonna make me appreciate life
his blade cuts like a knife
he'll be ****ing your wife
filling your mind with strife
i think i hear him knockin now
to take me on a trip downtown
help me get this rope wound
around my neck
hold up a sec
he will leave you a wreck
thatll make you much weaker
oh did i mention that my friend peter
his real life name, well he's known as the reaper